What Do I Care If You Like It ?

What Do I Care If You Like It ?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/Over 18's only. Sexual content, cussing and random insane moments.en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00What Do I Care If You Like It ?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/5d/310cb32a8e3ed41f1cc813104cb18b_160x200.jpgClosing the house.http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/05/11/closing-the-house-6096864/2009-05-11T14:41:18+02:00 <p>Time to put the white sheets over the furniture.</p> <p>Pull the curtains together.</p> <p>Throw the food out of the fridge.</p> <p>Disconnect the telephone.</p> <p>and</p> <p>Send <a href="http://londonnici.blog.co.uk/">forwarding</a> address to friends.</p> <p>Please feel free to come visit me at the new house and 'friend' me if you wish. Not going to assume anyone wants to hear from the refreshed and healthy me.</p> <p>Abi is no more and it is with fondness I lay her to rest with the sleeping ghosts.</p> <p>x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/05/11/closing-the-house-6096864/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Time to put the white sheets over the furniture.

Pull the curtains together.

Throw the food out of the fridge.

Disconnect the telephone.

and

Send forwarding address to friends.

Please feel free to come visit me at the new house and 'friend' me if you wish. Not going to assume anyone wants to hear from the refreshed and healthy me.

Abi is no more and it is with fondness I lay her to rest with the sleeping ghosts.

x

]]>Survival and decisionshttp://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/02/20/survival-and-decisions-5617152/2009-02-20T20:29:10+01:00 <p>Thanks to all for texts etc during crappy one year mark of hell.</p> <p>Sorry I forgot about Blog location contest I started.</p> <p>I declare the winner to be me ... what??? Is that wrong??</p> <p>Anyway, made it through ... some wobbles obviously but I made it.</p> <p>Wrote a long letter to my ex husband and then burned it. I can now let him lie in his grave in peace as I have made my peace with him in that letter.</p> <p>I am going to go sometime this month and get the boys dates of birth tatooed on the inside of my wrists. Your thoughts?</p> <p>Oh and just for a lighter note ... no doubts on sexual attraction. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/02/20/survival-and-decisions-5617152/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Thanks to all for texts etc during crappy one year mark of hell.

Sorry I forgot about Blog location contest I started.

I declare the winner to be me ... what??? Is that wrong??

Anyway, made it through ... some wobbles obviously but I made it.

Wrote a long letter to my ex husband and then burned it. I can now let him lie in his grave in peace as I have made my peace with him in that letter.

I am going to go sometime this month and get the boys dates of birth tatooed on the inside of my wrists. Your thoughts?

Oh and just for a lighter note ... no doubts on sexual attraction.

]]>I don't want to fuck my friends thank you !!http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/30/i-don-t-want-to-fuck-my-friends-thank-you-5473587/2009-01-30T09:28:06+01:00 <p>I am not sure if I am amused or if I am angry at a certain persons ignorance.</p> <p>Someone sent me a friends request about a week ago. I admit that I am absolute shit about checking the mailbox on here (or elsewhere actually) so had not accepted the request. Also those of you who know me know that I don't just accept friend requests at random anyway.</p> <p>Well, I have just received an email in my hotmail email that states the following ..........</p> <blockquote> <p>I would like you to ignore my earlier friends request on BCUK as I have just read the comments made on one of your posts and I did not realise you were gay or bisexual.</p> <p>I am straight and would not want to lead you on.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you fucking kidding me???</p> <p>Even if you were the hottest thing since Marissa Tomei I would not have the slightest attraction to you because of your quite obviously defective personality.</p> <p>Why do people think if you are gay/lesbian/bisexual/alien that you will be attracted to them?????</p> <p>Conceited fuckers.</p> <p>Get over yourself.</p> <p>I am assuming the ignorant fool has read <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/the-polls-5467878/"><span><strong>this</strong></span></a> exchange between the sexy Landers and myself.</p> <p>Please see below for what you would have to measure up to to bypass the personality requirement although having met her once I can assure you she has personality oozing out of every pore.</p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/248/3188248_f5b5bffa7b_s.jpg" alt="Marisa" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/30/i-don-t-want-to-fuck-my-friends-thank-you-5473587/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I am not sure if I am amused or if I am angry at a certain persons ignorance.

Someone sent me a friends request about a week ago. I admit that I am absolute shit about checking the mailbox on here (or elsewhere actually) so had not accepted the request. Also those of you who know me know that I don't just accept friend requests at random anyway.

Well, I have just received an email in my hotmail email that states the following ..........

I would like you to ignore my earlier friends request on BCUK as I have just read the comments made on one of your posts and I did not realise you were gay or bisexual.

I am straight and would not want to lead you on.

Are you fucking kidding me???

Even if you were the hottest thing since Marissa Tomei I would not have the slightest attraction to you because of your quite obviously defective personality.

Why do people think if you are gay/lesbian/bisexual/alien that you will be attracted to them?????

Conceited fuckers.

Get over yourself.

I am assuming the ignorant fool has read this exchange between the sexy Landers and myself.

Please see below for what you would have to measure up to to bypass the personality requirement although having met her once I can assure you she has personality oozing out of every pore.

Marisa

]]>The Polls.http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/the-polls-5467878/2009-01-29T10:26:08+01:00 <p>The polls will close tomorrow at midnight - remember to vote for the picture and not the person (if that makes sense)</p> <p>You may vote for yourself (Juzzzy <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0">)</p> <p>Note: You do each vote individually. Once you press 'vote' a seperate window will come up and it shows the voting so far and then you can just close that window and go to the next vote box and so on and so on .....</p> <p><a href="http://www.blogpoll.com">Free Blog Poll</a> </p> <p><a href="http://www.blogpoll.com">Free Blog Poll</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blogpoll.com">Free Blog Poll</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blogpoll.com">Free Blog Poll</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blogpoll.com">Free Blog Poll</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/the-polls-5467878/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>The polls will close tomorrow at midnight - remember to vote for the picture and not the person (if that makes sense)

You may vote for yourself (Juzzzy )

Note: You do each vote individually. Once you press 'vote' a seperate window will come up and it shows the voting so far and then you can just close that window and go to the next vote box and so on and so on .....

]]>Your "I Blog From Here" contestants are .....................http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/your-i-blog-from-here-contestants-are-5467718/2009-01-29T09:56:55+01:00 <p>Below you will find the seven (what happened to the rest of you eh?) entries into the "I Blog From Here" contest.</p> <p>The catergories (very simple due to limited entries) are to be :</p> <p><strong>1.</strong>Messiest blogger (hey, it's not a crime ... to hell with housework I say!!)<br><strong>2.</strong>Place I'd like to blog from too<br><strong>3.</strong>Blogger who might just have OCD (again, not a crime - they could help out winner of category 1.)<br><strong>4.</strong>Best view.</p> <p>and just for fun</p> <p><strong>5.</strong>Picture that made me snort my morning cup of tea! (or maybe that was just me)</p> <p>I will post the poll in the next posting so please do NOT tell me your votes here <img src="http://www.blog.co.uk/image/smileys/08wink.gif" alt=""></p> <p>Don't forget to pass the word around and get people over here to take a look.</p> <p><strong>One.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/865/3184865_f784288d35_s.jpg" alt="1" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Two.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/866/3184866_bd56ac36bf_s.jpg" alt="2" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Three.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/867/3184867_aa72a86038_s.jpg" alt="3" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Four.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/868/3184868_43c3c59ce3_s.jpg" alt="4" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Five.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/869/3184869_c41d97e01c_s.jpg" alt="5" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Six.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/870/3184870_6bd8b0c71a_s.jpg" alt="6" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><strong>Seven.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/871/3184871_0bee83ff07_s.jpg" alt="7" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/your-i-blog-from-here-contestants-are-5467718/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Below you will find the seven (what happened to the rest of you eh?) entries into the "I Blog From Here" contest.

The catergories (very simple due to limited entries) are to be :

1.Messiest blogger (hey, it's not a crime ... to hell with housework I say!!)
2.Place I'd like to blog from too
3.Blogger who might just have OCD (again, not a crime - they could help out winner of category 1.)
4.Best view.

and just for fun

5.Picture that made me snort my morning cup of tea! (or maybe that was just me)

I will post the poll in the next posting so please do NOT tell me your votes here

Don't forget to pass the word around and get people over here to take a look.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

]]>Remind me please....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/remind-me-please-5467586/2009-01-29T09:27:58+01:00 <p>How do I add a poll?</p> <p>I have the pictures ready ... finally.</p> <p>No comments on my timekeeping. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/29/remind-me-please-5467586/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>How do I add a poll?

I have the pictures ready ... finally.

No comments on my timekeeping.

]]>I have a problem ...http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/22/i-have-a-problem-5422024/2009-01-22T08:40:31+01:00 <p>I cannot set the poll up for contest as for some reason I cant see any of the pictures you guys have posted of where you blog from.</p> <p>Don't understand.</p> <p>Help.</p> <p>AJ? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/22/i-have-a-problem-5422024/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I cannot set the poll up for contest as for some reason I cant see any of the pictures you guys have posted of where you blog from.

Don't understand.

Help.

AJ?

]]>Blog or Bills?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/blog-or-bills-5410249/2009-01-20T08:40:48+01:00 <p>Due to a project deadline in this place that provides me a pittance with which to eat I have had to postpone the "I Blog from Here" contest entry deadline.</p> <p>It was (as you know) yesterday at 12 noon ... it is now tomorrow at 12 noon.</p> <p>Sorry all but this is a big one (said the fisherman). </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/blog-or-bills-5410249/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Due to a project deadline in this place that provides me a pittance with which to eat I have had to postpone the "I Blog from Here" contest entry deadline.

It was (as you know) yesterday at 12 noon ... it is now tomorrow at 12 noon.

Sorry all but this is a big one (said the fisherman).

]]>Gentle Reminder .....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/16/gentle-reminder-5388914/2009-01-16T15:08:31+01:00 <p>No, this is not an Ex-Lax commercial.</p> <p>Don't forget to put <a title="Blog Contest" href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/you-blog-from-where-5365982">THIS</a> at the top of your to-do list for the weekend.</p> <p><img src="http://www.blog.co.uk/image/smileys/icon_wave.gif" alt=""></p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/16/gentle-reminder-5388914/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>No, this is not an Ex-Lax commercial.

Don't forget to put THIS at the top of your to-do list for the weekend.

]]>Corporate Incompetance?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/15/corporate-incompetance-5383127/2009-01-15T18:22:53+01:00 <p>What a fuck up.</p> <p>I just tried to book a flight using my Amex card and the screen flashed me a message telling me my card had been cancelled.</p> <p>I call Amex who inform me the card was cancelled because I left the company on Jan 6th.</p> <p>"Interesting" I thought as I leaned back in my chair at my desk ... still very much working my ass off for the company.</p> <p>They kindly gave me the name of my company account handler and said I should call them to find out what the error is.</p> <p>Er ... the error is that I might have been here a week for no bloody reason.</p> <p>I then find out it is the account handler who has left the company last week and by some incompetant fuck up they (my company) cancelled all Amex cards instead of just his.</p> <p>Almost ammusing when you think how large the company is I work for ... 65,000 employees worldwide with approx 30% having corpoate cards.</p> <p>Should be some interesting emails tomorrow considering Amex have said it will take 10 days to issue new cards as they can't just reactivate the old ones under their fraud policy.</p> <p>Nice. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/15/corporate-incompetance-5383127/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>What a fuck up.

I just tried to book a flight using my Amex card and the screen flashed me a message telling me my card had been cancelled.

I call Amex who inform me the card was cancelled because I left the company on Jan 6th.

"Interesting" I thought as I leaned back in my chair at my desk ... still very much working my ass off for the company.

They kindly gave me the name of my company account handler and said I should call them to find out what the error is.

Er ... the error is that I might have been here a week for no bloody reason.

I then find out it is the account handler who has left the company last week and by some incompetant fuck up they (my company) cancelled all Amex cards instead of just his.

Almost ammusing when you think how large the company is I work for ... 65,000 employees worldwide with approx 30% having corpoate cards.

Should be some interesting emails tomorrow considering Amex have said it will take 10 days to issue new cards as they can't just reactivate the old ones under their fraud policy.

Nice.

]]>Where did the girl go ??http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/14/where-did-the-girl-go-5374647/2009-01-14T08:37:55+01:00 <p>Where did the girl go who needed only 3 hours of sleep a night?</p> <p>Where did the girl go who craved stretching, breaking and blasting past societies limits of acceptable behaviour?</p> <p>Where did the girl go who couldn't quite decide if she liked boys or girls exclusively?</p> <p>Where did the girl go who always had someone willing to share a bottle of wine, a dark bar and some gossip?</p> <p>Where did the girl go?</p> <p>.<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .</p> <p>She went to bed at 7.30 last night ... that's where she went.</p> <p>Anyone know of a good old folks home I can apply for residency at? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/14/where-did-the-girl-go-5374647/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Where did the girl go who needed only 3 hours of sleep a night?

Where did the girl go who craved stretching, breaking and blasting past societies limits of acceptable behaviour?

Where did the girl go who couldn't quite decide if she liked boys or girls exclusively?

Where did the girl go who always had someone willing to share a bottle of wine, a dark bar and some gossip?

Where did the girl go?

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She went to bed at 7.30 last night ... that's where she went.

Anyone know of a good old folks home I can apply for residency at?

]]>Tales From the Pasthttp://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/tales-from-the-past-5370249/2009-01-13T12:21:01+01:00 <p>When Cody was about nine years old I took him and three of his friends fishing.</p> <p>I desperately needed to pee and started searching around for somewhere discreet.</p> <p>Ahhh ... a van with no-one in it.</p> <p>So I squated behind said van so the poor innocent boys would not see me.</p> <p>Dropped my knickers and sighed with relief as I started to pee.</p> <p>Then .....</p> <p>* Vrooooooommmmmmmmm*</p> <p>The van pulled away.</p> <p>While I was still in full stream.</p> <p>Poor boys.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/tales-from-the-past-5370249/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>When Cody was about nine years old I took him and three of his friends fishing.

I desperately needed to pee and started searching around for somewhere discreet.

Ahhh ... a van with no-one in it.

So I squated behind said van so the poor innocent boys would not see me.

Dropped my knickers and sighed with relief as I started to pee.

Then .....

* Vrooooooommmmmmmmm*

The van pulled away.

While I was still in full stream.

Poor boys.

]]>Categories for Contesthttp://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/categories-for-contest-5369697/2009-01-13T10:14:10+01:00 <p>Just to clarify ......</p> <p>Yes, there will be categories for the contest but I am only announcing what they are AFTER all entries have been submitted.</p> <p>*evil grin*</p> <p><a title="I Blog From Here" href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/you-blog-from-where-5365982">I Blog From Here</a> contest details.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/categories-for-contest-5369697/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Just to clarify ......

Yes, there will be categories for the contest but I am only announcing what they are AFTER all entries have been submitted.

*evil grin*

I Blog From Here contest details.

]]>You blog from where?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/you-blog-from-where-5365982/2009-01-12T16:41:58+01:00 <p>Do y'all remember when we did this ..... <a title="Cutest Blog Baby Contest" href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2007/06/20/blog_baby_contest_vote_here~2486235">Cutest Blog Baby Contest</a>?</p> <p>Well, no sense running another one of those as ... well ... we all know Nick will win again. <img src="http://www.blog.co.uk/image/smileys/10rolleyessmile.gif" alt=""></p> <p>So how about taking a picture of the/a place you blog from. Desk, bed, park bench .... get creative <img src="http://www.blog.co.uk/image/smileys/smiley-cool2.gif" alt=""></p> <p>You don't need to be in the picture but for it to count we <strong>must </strong>be able to see BCUK on the monitor in the picture.</p> <p>C'mon it'll be fun and will give us something to do <span>when we should be working</span>.</p> <p>All entries to be either mailed to me (nmg1972@hotmail.co.uk) or posted on your blog and then post here to let me know it's there (does that make any sense?) then I will compile them all together and run a voting poll like before.</p> <p>Lets say Jan 18th as entry deadline and feel free to let those on your friends list know about this so we can get hopefully as many entries as we did for the baby contest.</p> <p>Have fun and GOOD LUCK !!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/you-blog-from-where-5365982/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Do y'all remember when we did this ..... Cutest Blog Baby Contest?

Well, no sense running another one of those as ... well ... we all know Nick will win again.

So how about taking a picture of the/a place you blog from. Desk, bed, park bench .... get creative

You don't need to be in the picture but for it to count we must be able to see BCUK on the monitor in the picture.

C'mon it'll be fun and will give us something to do when we should be working.

All entries to be either mailed to me (nmg1972@hotmail.co.uk) or posted on your blog and then post here to let me know it's there (does that make any sense?) then I will compile them all together and run a voting poll like before.

Lets say Jan 18th as entry deadline and feel free to let those on your friends list know about this so we can get hopefully as many entries as we did for the baby contest.

Have fun and GOOD LUCK !!!

]]>I am that twat in front of you ....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/i-am-that-twat-in-front-of-you-5365719/2009-01-12T15:54:18+01:00 <p>You know how you hate the person who slows down or even stops in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere?</p> <p>Well, today it was me.</p> <p>Picture the scene.</p> <p>Crowded corner shop with aisles and doorway hardly wide enough to squeeze through sideways so certainly no room for two to pass.</p> <p>Suddenly the slow movement out the door ceases and all life is brought to a standstill.</p> <p>You lean to one side to see what the hold up is.</p> <p>You see a manic, wild haired lunatic ...... attempting to swipe her office security pass to activate the door.</p> <p>"Push you fucking twat"</p> <p>My thanks go out to the kind man who imparted this wisdom on me.</p> <p>I shall be hiding under the desk for the rest of the day. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/i-am-that-twat-in-front-of-you-5365719/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>You know how you hate the person who slows down or even stops in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere?

Well, today it was me.

Picture the scene.

Crowded corner shop with aisles and doorway hardly wide enough to squeeze through sideways so certainly no room for two to pass.

Suddenly the slow movement out the door ceases and all life is brought to a standstill.

You lean to one side to see what the hold up is.

You see a manic, wild haired lunatic ...... attempting to swipe her office security pass to activate the door.

"Push you fucking twat"

My thanks go out to the kind man who imparted this wisdom on me.

I shall be hiding under the desk for the rest of the day.

]]>And the winner is .......http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/and-the-winner-is-5365457/2009-01-12T15:02:55+01:00 <p> The wonderful Ladee-Bird</p> <blockquote><p>Ooooh hello, welcome back </p> <p>Knitting phallic symbols...</p> <p>Or just knitting.</p></blockquote> <p>Can't believe no-one noticed I was not replying to her.</p> <p>Congrats hun .. now ... whats your fave color? Email me your mailing address <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/12/and-the-winner-is-5365457/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p> The wonderful Ladee-Bird

Ooooh hello, welcome back

Knitting phallic symbols...

Or just knitting.

Can't believe no-one noticed I was not replying to her.

Congrats hun .. now ... whats your fave color? Email me your mailing address

]]>Guinea Pigs and Curseshttp://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/09/guinea-pigs-and-curses-5347540/2009-01-09T10:10:16+01:00 <p>Ok ... prompted by a train of thought from my last post.</p> <p>Is the Croydon guinea pig lover still here?</p> <p>Eh?</p> <p>Is she?</p> <p>Come out, come out, wherever you are?</p> <p>Please say yes as who else (aside from Paddy/Landers) could appreciate the beautiful dialect that she spews forth.</p> <p>Cuntingly. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/09/guinea-pigs-and-curses-5347540/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Ok ... prompted by a train of thought from my last post.

Is the Croydon guinea pig lover still here?

Eh?

Is she?

Come out, come out, wherever you are?

Please say yes as who else (aside from Paddy/Landers) could appreciate the beautiful dialect that she spews forth.

Cuntingly.

]]>My New Hobby !!!http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/my-new-hobby-5342967/2009-01-08T13:05:29+01:00 <p>Ladies, Gentlemen and Nick</p> <p>In honor of my decision to come back full time after hating the world I shall be running a competition.</p> <p>I have a new hobby.</p> <p>For the person who guesses correctly by Monday 12 noon (GMT) there will be a grand, fabulously extravagant and one of a kind prize.</p> <p>You are only allowed one question that can be answered with a simple 'Yes' or 'No' and you are only allowed one guess.</p> <p><span>p.s. I may not hate the world anymore but I do have a strong dislike for it sometimes <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></span></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/my-new-hobby-5342967/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Ladies, Gentlemen and Nick

In honor of my decision to come back full time after hating the world I shall be running a competition.

I have a new hobby.

For the person who guesses correctly by Monday 12 noon (GMT) there will be a grand, fabulously extravagant and one of a kind prize.

You are only allowed one question that can be answered with a simple 'Yes' or 'No' and you are only allowed one guess.

p.s. I may not hate the world anymore but I do have a strong dislike for it sometimes

]]>Which Stall??http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/which-stall-5341994/2009-01-08T11:03:00+01:00 <p>They (whoever 'they' are) say that the stall (cubicle) you use in public toilets says a lot about you.</p> <p>Do you use the middle stall? One at the end? The disabled stall?</p> <p>This morning I get to work and the powers that be in building maintenance have decided to close the ladies toilets on the 25th floor for the morning. I was directed to either go up or down a floor.</p> <p>I smiled and walked right into the mens toilets.</p> <p>What in the hell does THAT say about me? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/which-stall-5341994/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>They (whoever 'they' are) say that the stall (cubicle) you use in public toilets says a lot about you.

Do you use the middle stall? One at the end? The disabled stall?

This morning I get to work and the powers that be in building maintenance have decided to close the ladies toilets on the 25th floor for the morning. I was directed to either go up or down a floor.

I smiled and walked right into the mens toilets.

What in the hell does THAT say about me?

]]>My Thighs Hurt ....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/20/my-thighs-hurt-4754843/2008-09-20T19:15:23+02:00 <p>I have walked from my house to Tower Bridge and back today.</p> <p>I found a great little back alley pub.</p> <p>I left when the men with the nicely shaved heads continued glaring at me. Apparently I was wearing the wrong color shirt to be in an Arsenal pub. </p> <p>I made a point of being nice and stopping so that tourists could take their pictures in front of whatever piece of opulence suited them.</p> <p>I ate an ice cream while strolling through Wapping.</p> <p>Only reason I bloody walked is because I couldn't figure out what bus would get me home.</p> <p>That'll be enough of that healthy stuff thank you very much.</p> <p>Yep, what an amazingly boring blog. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/20/my-thighs-hurt-4754843/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I have walked from my house to Tower Bridge and back today.

I found a great little back alley pub.

I left when the men with the nicely shaved heads continued glaring at me. Apparently I was wearing the wrong color shirt to be in an Arsenal pub.

I made a point of being nice and stopping so that tourists could take their pictures in front of whatever piece of opulence suited them.

I ate an ice cream while strolling through Wapping.

Only reason I bloody walked is because I couldn't figure out what bus would get me home.

That'll be enough of that healthy stuff thank you very much.

Yep, what an amazingly boring blog.

]]>Hello Friday .....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/19/hello-friday-4748620/2008-09-19T07:57:10+02:00 <p>.... I love you.</p> <p>Coffee ice cream is what I crave and I shall scour this city until I find some and then I am having an incestuous evening with said food item. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/19/hello-friday-4748620/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>.... I love you.

Coffee ice cream is what I crave and I shall scour this city until I find some and then I am having an incestuous evening with said food item.

]]>Monopoly Pub Crawlhttp://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/17/monopoly-pub-crawl-4741483/2008-09-17T18:23:51+02:00 <p>* Hic *</p> <p>Picture the future November scene ......</p> <p>Me.</p> <p>The one of rowing around in a boat fame.</p> <p>20 pubs.</p> <p>1 day.</p> <p>* hic *</p> <p>Any bets on who gets arrested first? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/09/17/monopoly-pub-crawl-4741483/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>* Hic *

Picture the future November scene ......

Me.

The one of rowing around in a boat fame.

20 pubs.

1 day.

* hic *

Any bets on who gets arrested first?

]]>It's a high life!http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/it-s-a-high-life-4648083/2008-08-28T11:25:38+02:00 <p>I am sitting here working away like a good worker bee.</p> <p>I hear a thud behind me. </p> <p>I do not want to turn around as I am quite sure seeing a bird splattered on the window will ruin any appetite for lunch I may have.</p> <p>Then I hear whistling.</p> <p>Do African Swallows whistle?</p> <p>Nope.</p> <p>I turn around to see a man hanging 25 floors in the air cleaning my windows - so I can see the smog with more clarity.</p> <p>He winked at me … woohooooo !!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/it-s-a-high-life-4648083/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I am sitting here working away like a good worker bee.

I hear a thud behind me.

I do not want to turn around as I am quite sure seeing a bird splattered on the window will ruin any appetite for lunch I may have.

Then I hear whistling.

Do African Swallows whistle?

Nope.

I turn around to see a man hanging 25 floors in the air cleaning my windows - so I can see the smog with more clarity.

He winked at me … woohooooo !!!

]]>She's good.http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/06/she-s-good-4550307/2008-08-06T13:10:51+02:00 <p>The girl I hired to replace me is good ... so good I am done.</p> <p>Sitting with my feet on the desk counting down the minutes until tomorrow at 4.30pm (1,640ish).</p> <p>Went to an open AA meeting last night and was hugged by a guy who killed someone while smashed out of his head about 12 years ago. I admire that he is able to openly tell of his conviction and the effects his actions had on people (victims family and his own). He hasn't touched a drop since that day. I wanted to punch him.</p> <p>In other news - I ate a big fuck off piece of cheesecake earlier and didn't notice for about 20 minutes that a huge chunk of it was hanging out on my left breast. I mean HUGE !!!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/06/she-s-good-4550307/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>The girl I hired to replace me is good ... so good I am done.

Sitting with my feet on the desk counting down the minutes until tomorrow at 4.30pm (1,640ish).

Went to an open AA meeting last night and was hugged by a guy who killed someone while smashed out of his head about 12 years ago. I admire that he is able to openly tell of his conviction and the effects his actions had on people (victims family and his own). He hasn't touched a drop since that day. I wanted to punch him.

In other news - I ate a big fuck off piece of cheesecake earlier and didn't notice for about 20 minutes that a huge chunk of it was hanging out on my left breast. I mean HUGE !!!!

]]>139 hours ....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/01/139-hours-4529300/2008-08-01T14:05:08+02:00 <p>Until ...</p> <p>I live where no-one knows me.</p> <p>Where I can walk down the street I live on without people avoiding me on purpose.</p> <p>Where no-one will pat my arm gently and ask if I am ok.</p> <p>Yes.</p> <p>Moving to London may be just what I need. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/08/01/139-hours-4529300/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Until ...

I live where no-one knows me.

Where I can walk down the street I live on without people avoiding me on purpose.

Where no-one will pat my arm gently and ask if I am ok.

Yes.

Moving to London may be just what I need.

]]>I really hate ....http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/07/29/i-really-hate-4515888/2008-07-29T15:09:22+02:00 <p>Grabbing the handle to the toilet on the inside of the cubicle and it's wet !!</p> <p>Packing.</p> <p>Double chocolate muffins. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/07/29/i-really-hate-4515888/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Grabbing the handle to the toilet on the inside of the cubicle and it's wet !!

Packing.

Double chocolate muffins.

]]>When does it end?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/29/when-does-it-end-4379957/2008-06-29T13:33:26+02:00 <p>The anger that is.</p> <p>I want to pull my ex out of the ground and shake him.</p> <p>I don't want to be angry yet it is there constanty. </p> <p>Hate, pure hate. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/29/when-does-it-end-4379957/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>The anger that is.

I want to pull my ex out of the ground and shake him.

I don't want to be angry yet it is there constanty.

Hate, pure hate.

]]>Can I just say ......http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/can-i-just-say-4369368/2008-06-26T23:05:04+02:00 <p>Boco ( can't call him Smudge as that was my cats name and I didn't want to mess up and put him outside to poo ) is bloody gorgeous.</p> <p>Peanut butter chinese is fab ... I have stopped swelling now thanks.</p> <p>Snorting with laughter over my paper date choices.</p> <p>Bad train track engineering with TAF is something not be missed.</p> <p>What's all that about?</p> <p>Medicine I tell ya ... bloody good medicine.</p> <p>Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/can-i-just-say-4369368/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Boco ( can't call him Smudge as that was my cats name and I didn't want to mess up and put him outside to poo ) is bloody gorgeous.

Peanut butter chinese is fab ... I have stopped swelling now thanks.

Snorting with laughter over my paper date choices.

Bad train track engineering with TAF is something not be missed.

What's all that about?

Medicine I tell ya ... bloody good medicine.

Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

]]>Ok so it wasn't really his twin.http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/17/ok-so-it-wasn-t-really-his-twin-4326928/2008-06-17T13:20:18+02:00 <p>However he was .. ahem .. slim, bespectacled, from Liverpool, drinking Guiness and praising Thailand.</p> <p>Although when I did an identity check by asking him his thoughts on Shakespear the truth was revealed.</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/17/ok-so-it-wasn-t-really-his-twin-4326928/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>However he was .. ahem .. slim, bespectacled, from Liverpool, drinking Guiness and praising Thailand.

Although when I did an identity check by asking him his thoughts on Shakespear the truth was revealed.

:wave:

]]>Guess who I met on Friday night?http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/16/guess-who-i-met-on-friday-night-4322606/2008-06-16T13:58:58+02:00 <p>Juzzy's Thai twin.</p> <p>Really. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://doicare.blog.co.uk/2008/06/16/guess-who-i-met-on-friday-night-4322606/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Juzzy's Thai twin.

Really.

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