I am not sure if I am amused or if I am angry at a certain persons ignorance.

Someone sent me a friends request about a week ago.  I admit that I am absolute shit about checking the mailbox on here (or elsewhere actually) so had not accepted the request.  Also those of you who know me know that I don't just accept friend requests at random anyway.

Well, I have just received an email in my hotmail email that states the following ..........

I would like you to ignore my earlier friends request on BCUK as I have just read the comments made on one of your posts and I did not realise you were gay or bisexual.

I am straight and would not want to lead you on.

Are you fucking kidding me???

Even if you were the hottest thing since Marissa Tomei I would not have the slightest attraction to you because of your quite obviously defective personality.

Why do people think if you are gay/lesbian/bisexual/alien that you will be attracted to them?????

Conceited fuckers.

Get over yourself.

I am assuming the ignorant fool has read this exchange between the sexy Landers and myself.

Please see below for what you would have to measure up to to bypass the personality requirement although having met her once I can assure you she has personality oozing out of every pore.

The polls will close tomorrow at midnight - remember to vote for the picture and not the person (if that makes sense)

You may vote for yourself (Juzzzy )

Note: You do each vote individually. Once you press 'vote' a seperate window will come up and it shows the voting so far and then you can just close that window and go to the next vote box and so on and so on .....

Below you will find the seven (what happened to the rest of you eh?) entries into the "I Blog From Here" contest.

The catergories (very simple due to limited entries) are to be :

1.Messiest blogger (hey, it's not a crime ... to hell with housework I say!!)
2.Place I'd like to blog from too
3.Blogger who might just have OCD (again, not a crime - they could help out winner of category 1.)
4.Best view.

and just for fun

5.Picture that made me snort my morning cup of tea!  (or maybe that was just me)

I will post the poll in the next posting so please do NOT tell me your votes here

Don't forget to pass the word around and get people over here to take a look.

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Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

How do I add a poll?

I have the pictures ready ... finally.

No comments on my timekeeping.

I cannot set the poll up for contest as for some reason I cant see any of the pictures you guys have posted of where you blog from.

Don't understand.

Help.

AJ?

Due to a project deadline in this place that provides me a pittance with which to eat I have had to postpone the "I Blog from Here" contest entry deadline.

It was (as you know) yesterday at 12 noon ... it is now tomorrow at 12 noon.

Sorry all but this is a big one (said the fisherman).

No, this is not an Ex-Lax commercial.

Don't forget to put THIS at the top of your to-do list for the weekend.

 

What a fuck up.

I just tried to book a flight using my Amex card and the screen flashed me a message telling me my card had been cancelled.

I call Amex who inform me the card was cancelled because I left the company on Jan 6th.

"Interesting" I thought as I leaned back in my chair at my desk ... still very much working my ass off for the company.

They kindly gave me the name of my company account handler and said I should call them to find out what the error is.

Er ... the error is that I might have been here a week for no bloody reason.

I then find out it is the account handler who has left the company last week and by some incompetant fuck up they (my company) cancelled all Amex cards instead of just his.

Almost ammusing when you think how large the company is I work for ... 65,000 employees worldwide with approx 30% having corpoate cards.

Should be some interesting emails tomorrow considering Amex have said it will take 10 days to issue new cards as they can't just reactivate the old ones under their fraud policy.

Nice.

Where did the girl go who needed only 3 hours of sleep a night?

Where did the girl go who craved stretching, breaking and blasting past societies limits of acceptable behaviour?

Where did the girl go who couldn't quite decide if she liked boys or girls exclusively?

Where did the girl go who always had someone willing to share a bottle of wine, a dark bar and some gossip?

Where did the girl go?

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She went to bed at 7.30 last night ... that's where she went.

Anyone know of a good old folks home I can apply for residency at?

When Cody was about nine years old I took him and three of his friends fishing.

I desperately needed to pee and started searching around for somewhere discreet.

Ahhh ... a van with no-one in it.

So I squated behind said van so the poor innocent boys would not see me.

Dropped my knickers and sighed with relief as I started to pee.

Then .....

* Vrooooooommmmmmmmm*

The van pulled away.

While I was still in full stream.

Poor boys.

Just to clarify ......

Yes, there will be categories for the contest but I am only announcing what they are AFTER all entries have been submitted.

*evil grin*

I Blog From Here contest details.

Do y'all remember when we did this  ..... Cutest Blog Baby Contest?

Well, no sense running another one of those as ... well ... we all know Nick will win again.

So how about taking a picture of the/a place you blog from.  Desk, bed, park bench .... get creative

You don't need to be in the picture but for it to count we must be able to see BCUK on the monitor in the picture.

C'mon it'll be fun and will give us something to do when we should be working.

All entries to be either mailed to me (nmg1972@hotmail.co.uk) or posted on your blog and then post here to let me know it's there (does that make any sense?)  then I will compile them all together and run a voting poll like before.

Lets say Jan 18th as entry deadline and feel free to let those on your friends list know about this so we can get hopefully as many entries as we did for the baby contest.

Have fun and GOOD LUCK !!!

You know how you hate the person who slows down or even stops in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere?

Well, today it was me.

Picture the scene.

Crowded corner shop with aisles and doorway hardly wide enough to squeeze through sideways so certainly no room for two to pass.

Suddenly the slow movement out the door ceases and all life is brought to a standstill.

You lean to one side to see what the hold up is.

You see a manic, wild haired lunatic ...... attempting to swipe her office security pass to activate the door.

"Push you fucking twat"

My thanks go out to the kind man who imparted this wisdom on me.

I shall be hiding under the desk for the rest of the day.

The wonderful Ladee-Bird

Ooooh hello, welcome back

Knitting phallic symbols...

Or just knitting.

Can't believe no-one noticed I was not replying to her.

Congrats hun .. now ... whats your fave color? Email me your mailing address

Ok ... prompted by a train of thought from my last post.

Is the Croydon guinea pig lover still here?

Eh?

Is she?

Come out, come out, wherever you are?

Please say yes as who else (aside from Paddy/Landers) could appreciate the beautiful dialect that she spews forth.

Cuntingly.

Ladies, Gentlemen and Nick

In honor of my decision to come back full time after hating the world I shall be running a competition.

I have a new hobby.

For the person who guesses correctly by Monday 12 noon (GMT) there will be a grand, fabulously extravagant and one of a kind prize.

You are only allowed one question that can be answered with a simple 'Yes' or 'No' and you are only allowed one guess.

p.s.  I may not hate the world anymore but I do have a strong dislike for it sometimes

They (whoever 'they' are) say that the stall (cubicle) you use in public toilets says a lot about you.

Do you use the middle stall? One at the end? The disabled stall?

This morning I get to work and the powers that be in building maintenance have decided to close the ladies toilets on the 25th floor for the morning. I was directed to either go up or down a floor.

I smiled and walked right into the mens toilets.

What in the hell does THAT say about me?