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My Thighs Hurt ....

by Abilene @ 20 Sep. 2008 - 18:15:23

I have walked from my house to Tower Bridge and back today.

I found a great little back alley pub.

I left when the men with the nicely shaved heads continued glaring at me. Apparently I was wearing the wrong color shirt to be in an Arsenal pub.

I made a point of being nice and stopping so that tourists could take their pictures in front of whatever piece of opulence suited them.

I ate an ice cream while strolling through Wapping.

Only reason I bloody walked is because I couldn't figure out what bus would get me home.

That'll be enough of that healthy stuff thank you very much.

Yep, what an amazingly boring blog.

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You weren't wearing blue were you?! Which shade?

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2008-09-20 @ 18:27

Walking is good for the legs. Going into pubs frequented by football fans is not good for anything except a trip to casualty.

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I'll bring you a Bristol Rovers shirt to wear when we go on our pub crawl. That way no-one will glare at you.

Just point and laugh.

timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-09-20 @ 22:05

Smart idea. A Bristol's shirt to cover her bristols.

Such an obvious pun. What a boob.

timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-09-20 @ 22:15

Maybe but I reckoned I could brazen things out.

AbileneAbilene pro
2008-09-21 @ 07:43

The first mistake you have both made is the assumption that should they become uncovered that I would desire to cover them up.

Swing free I say.

It could be an uplifting experience.

* looking for my coat *

A cuple more like that and I shall declare myself the overall winner of all pun contests.

timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-09-22 @ 17:30

The title is indeed yours.

I always find my thighs hurt on a back alley night out...

AbileneAbilene pro
2008-09-20 @ 20:05

Yeah but it was the middle of the day and I'm a lady I'll have you know. For the right price I am anyway.

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