You are at the side of the road using your phone.

You need to pee.

Nearest service area is 43 miles.

It's daylight.

There are no trees, bushes or midgets in close walking distance.

Do you speed like crack whore on rollerskates?

Do you brazenly pee at the side of the road causing a distraction to passing Lituanian truck drivers?

or ......

Do you do what I did?

What did I do?

"The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person." Vi Putnam

So does that mean if I am needed by more than one person then my maths is wrong?

Yep, I had a great weekend.

Went to Oxford .. saw some idiot up a tree protesting and remembered why I don't miss being a student.

Had great conversation on a squishy sofa that threatened not to release me.

Legal dilema at the side of the A4.

Morning all