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You're in the pub ... a moral dilema.
by Abilene @ 09 Jan. 2008 - 14:30:20

You are faced with the the following three options.

1) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

2) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control so it also wouldn't hurt to maybe order a bottle of wine and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

3) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control so it also wouldn't hurt to maybe order a bottle of wine. In fact why not have a few shots of vodka with that while you wait for the wine to be chilled as red wine really does taste better with a little chill to it and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

Is it really hard to make a bloody choice?

Apparently it is. When the vodka was placed in front of me I changed my mind and gave it to the woman at the table next to me. Hopefully it will help her to smile ... although the four inches of make-up may have been a contributing factor.

So here I am at work with a now warming back up to room temperature bottle of wine in my desk (well, I sure as hell wasn't giving that to the ice queen) wondering when the change happened?

Last time I looked I was a functioning yet rebellious adult.

Now I have just become an adult.

How bloody boring.

I shall rectify this. By God, I shall.

What would you have done? (sleeping with the woman at the next table was NOT an option)

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-01-09 @ 14:32

Remind me to sit next to you at lunch.

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2008-01-09 @ 14:52

BOL

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bloglikesitbloglikesit [Member]
2008-01-09 @ 14:40

I think you should go home as a reward for being so conscientious.

:)

NotBobNotBob [Member]
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2008-01-09 @ 15:10

I would have said "sod 'em" under my breath and had a couple of brandies as well.

Mind you, I probably wouldn't actually, but I'd want to.

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NotBobNotBob [Member]
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2008-01-09 @ 15:12

The title of this post fills me with dread.

When was there ever a moral dilemma about being in a pub anyway? *hic*

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ajnspencerajnspencer pro
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2008-01-09 @ 15:12

Lunch breaks...

Lunch breaks...

I've heard the phrase but never quite understood it...

lisam25lisam25 [Member]
2008-01-09 @ 15:28

number 3, without even stopping to think about it! and made sure that i had plenty of mints on me for when i went back work!!

what?

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2008-01-09 @ 15:30

I would have whacked the ice queen in the makeup with my spoon and said "You wanna call my mate steve, he does plastering on the cheap and it looks like your damp course is fucked. Fancy a drink?"

Then drank the red wine and let work go fuck itself.

:)

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smitty1247smitty1247 [Member]
2008-01-09 @ 16:23

BOL

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boredrichboredrich [Member]
2008-01-10 @ 08:36

definately would have plumped for option 3 and stayed there saying that there was a terrible accident when I got back to work and hence the delay :)

BenjamyBenjamy [Member]
2008-01-14 @ 13:43

if it was the Watershed in Bristol, id have stayed to play voyuer at someone attemting to get sloppy seconds and change for sixpence

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