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Lost the Bloody Plot !!!
by Abilene @ 08 Dec. 2007 - 20:17:13

The tree is up and looking oh so pretty.

Not at my house of course

The lights bring a warmth to my heart.

No, they are NOT on fire

Oh look, how cute.

My mother has put all these different size gift bags under the tree.

Hmmm, names on them. DO I look?

Is the pope catholic?

Hmmmm, maybe there's money of the paper kind inside cos none are heavy nor making noise when I gently shake 'em.

* cough *

"Don't bother hun, they're empty" says my ever pessimistic dad.

"Why?" I question with my crestfallen face.

"Cos they're all bloody empty ... they're from last year"

"Eh"

"Your batty mother thought it would look cute. 'Decorations' she said"

So, there you have it.

My mother has lost the fucking plot.

Nursing home vacancies anyone?

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subvillesubville pro
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2007-12-08 @ 20:23

Where have you been? Why didn't you reply to my text? Why didn't you come to Liverpool?

*weeping profusely*

Ok Ok I know you've been busy and you sound happy (I think)

but ... where, why, what, when, how????? :P

oh, and *hugs* even though you don't do 'em :>>

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AbileneAbilene pro
2007-12-08 @ 20:31

I hit rock bottom over summat.

Didn't reply to anyone.

Didn't visit anyone.

Didn't care.

Sorry.

Love me warts and all eh? xx

(my mom is still batty as a box of frogs though)

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subvillesubville pro
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2007-12-08 @ 20:37

Gawd yeah, course I do :>>

Aw soz Abi xxx

Blog meet wasn't the same without you (that's not guilt BTW it's letting you know yer missed)

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Mrs_FMrs_F [Member]
2007-12-10 @ 19:39

Yeah Abi, I missed you too.

X

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ajnspencerajnspencer pro
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2007-12-08 @ 20:40

*hugs for the above reply*

Aww, I suppose it counts as being festive... :D

timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2007-12-09 @ 09:34

And there was me thinking you were just a rumour that someone started.

gipictusgipictus pro
2007-12-09 @ 10:33

Homekilling is taping music...

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AbileneAbilene pro
2007-12-09 @ 20:00

Erm ... ok

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happy28happy28 pro
2007-12-09 @ 20:09

there's still time for your ma to put money in them. Fingers crossed.

boredrichboredrich [Member]
2007-12-10 @ 09:31

Hugs hope you are ok :) its still a nice decoration though isnt it nice shiney bags :)

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