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On the road ....abloodygain !

by Abilene @ 29 Oct. 2007 - 14:47:30

Another trip to Leeds. Another packed train.

No my new job is not customer service for National Rail.

Although I think I would be a wonderfully compassionate ambassador for train travel in this sunny country.

What? I so would.

Anyway, back to my point.

If the sign says ' quiet carriage ' does that mean that I can to ' quietly ' smack the guy who keeps glaring at me?

£1.37 and some belly button fluff to the person who can guess why he is glaring at me.

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deleted user [Visitor]

2007-10-29 @ 14:55

Take a pic of Huddersfield station for me :)
Its about five stops before Leeds :yes:

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2007-10-29 @ 14:56

Last time you met he pissed on you in a taxi?

You're showing cleavage :yes:

or

You're wearing a clown nose?

Food on the chin/any other part of the face?

Blouse buttons undone, exposing your bra/cleavage?

Recognises you from the past?

ladee-birdladee-bird pro
2007-10-29 @ 17:33

Is it toothbrush boy?

You're carrying a plaque that reads: "Everyone in the north is a twat."

AbileneAbilene pro
2007-10-31 @ 20:43

Did I need a sign for that?

I'm guessing it's the spiky collar...

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-10-30 @ 01:32

Is that the same belly button fluff I gave you to make Juzzzy strip? If so, you can keep it. It was my gift to you for services rendered.

You're having a conversation via msn/text and are snorting with laughter?

You've kicked off your shoes and put yer feet up?

I dunno.

*feigns indifference*

boredrichboredrich [Member]
2007-10-30 @ 07:46

was you flicking bits of paper off his head?

He was glaring at you because...

you were glaring at him?

you were wearing handcuffs / a leather outfit?

or maybe a see-through blouse without a bra?

you told him to be quiet in the quiet carriage?

he was an idiot? Ok, I take that back, it's obvious that he was.

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-10-30 @ 11:42

ooh, it has to be cleavage or some such thing.

Either that or you were staring first.

or maybe he caught you snoring?

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