Now let me clear summat up.

I did not just fall out of an inbred Jerry Springer show.

I really HAVE stayed in some very luxurious hotels before.

However .....

This is more fun than a mud wrestling match with Sandra Bullock, Me and Cheesecake.

I have just spent 10 minutes trying to slam the lid down on this 'quiet close' toilet !

Fucking amazing and I do think it' time to stroll down to the bar and test the limits of this expense account.

Anyone in Bristol may wanna stay away from town tonight.

When my new compnay put me up in a hotel this bloody nice.

Oh a drink when get to my room? Don't mind if I do.

Gaze out of my perch on high at the rather nice city view? Don't mind if 3 do.

Power shower? Don't mind if I do.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

When my new compnay put me up in a hotel this bloody nice.

Oh a drink when get to my room? Don't mind if I do.

Gaze out of my perch on high at the rather nice city view? Don't mind if 3 do.

Power shower? Don't mind if I do.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh