Ok, everybody look at your contacts list in your mobile.

Are you doing it?

Ok, now .. see me ... yep there in first spot (unless you have the number AA in there I guess), I am not the right person you wanted to send your message(s) to.

Please check before sending a text that you are sending it to the right person.

I know more about your life than you probably wanted me to.

Numpty.

:P