Why when I was looking for a house share did I not notice the cobwebs?

Why did I not open the fridge?

Why did I not pull back the shower curtain?

Why oh why !?!?!?

Here I am on day 1 in the house share and I have spent the last 5 hours fucking cleaning.

Am I turning into Carol (B.B.)?

Do I have OCD?

Maybe.

Why am I up so early on a Saturday?

There can only be one reason.

To get in here to let the entire world (well, Blogville at least) know ...

Text arrives:

"Sixpence and ParsleySage delighted to announce birth of boy, 8lbs, at 2.40am SAt 18th Aug after very long labour. No name yet. Will get to u soon with more. x"

* big smile *

Need I say more?

If you want, put your wishes, messages etc here and I will print off and send inside the card on Monday.

* does a jig *