Fucking hell ... this clock is going in reverse I swear.

Get some stupid passport size pictures taken.

Get a haircut (Medusa I am).

Get laid.

Write a short paragraph (100 words) on what qualities I feel I can bring to the prison service.

Get a new battery put in my car key as I can't set the alarm. Free car anyone?

Finish the crate of red wine I started last night.

Figure out where the fuck Carshalton is and get there on time on Monday for 2 1/2 hour test/interview.

Go see my baby brother who had his testicles operated on this week.

All in no particular order obviously.

OK, so it seems I have a terrible habit of bringing something up in here and then not coming back and closing it out. In other words I start to talk about something but then don't reveal what happened.

1. I put a quick stop to meeting with and possibly seeing if it could 'go anywhere' with a certain blogger on here. Why? Because he said he would rather meet with me on weekdays etc. I told him that in my experience that indicates either a girlfriend or wife to which I was never actually completely put at ease about. Between you and me (is that possible on here) I suspect a midlife crisis may be what is happening . I may of course be totally wrong but once that seed of doubt is there it is rather hard to get rid of.

2. I have put a stop to a certain documentation project that I was undertaking. I had taken no upfront money so it wasn't an issue. I just realised I could not expose that much of me under orders. It has to be natural exposing oneself not being paid (?) or it can detract from why you were doing it in the first place. Makes no sense? It does to me a select few here.

3. Talked with the powers that be about my frame of mind on my book. I am feeling more renewed after a long conversation. They are feeling more motivated (moneywise) with the knowledge that I am now attempting to get hired by the prison service. Twixt you and me I feel a secondary biography (is that the right term .. memoir maybe *shrugs shoulders*) down the road. Kinda a 'Where I was and where I am' set. It has been brought to my attention that I may attract some enemies because of my decision. Those of the prior inmates/criminal mindset/lifestyle who will see me as a traitor ... idiots ... I was never one of 'you' by choice.

4. I have, after much thought (honestly) decided I will probably talk about my progress with the P.S. thing so therefore using foreward thinking I am going to have to take my face picture off my profile and will now only allow private messages from friends. Also I am doing a cull over the next few days. If I delete you, it is nothing personal.

Have I missed anything? Is there anything else that I haven't covered

Ask now or forever hold your peace (not THAT piece Nick).