I just felt a twinge of jealousy over a person on Blog.

That's fucked up.

"Silly question but do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day?"

Now you can !

1. No commitment. check

2. Safe sex. check

3. Go to his/her place so I can leave anytime. check

4. No cliche promises/lines. check

Well, that takes care of my plans for Friday night.

I am so tightly wound right now and as we all know the only way to release that tension for me is delicious pain.

Oh btw, made a Spanish omelette last night that rocked! (like you care)

I cannot leave the building to go for a nice healthy stroll to bang on the pub doors whilst screaming 'Open bastards'.

Why?

Because this little fucker is attacking anyone who tries to leave.

Oh stop laughing. It's soooo not funny. I may dehydrate or summat.