Ok ... who can pick out which answers I am being serious on?

1) Shakespeare or the Bible.
Bible.

2) Most romantic moment in fiction.
Am I the only one who thinks it's when gerbil magnet Gere carries Smarmy Deborah Winger out of the factory in 'Officer and a Gentleman'?

3) Favourite word?
Now it's Meme thanks to Hellcat.

4) Most overrated writer
Shakespere.

6) Best meal in literature
Cafe scene from 'When Harry met Sally'.

7) Favourite novel in translation
'Oxford English Dictionary'

8) Favourite children's book
'James and the big fuck off peach'

9) Books by your bedside
'12 steps and 12 traditions'

10) Sexiest book
'Lady Chatterleys Piece of Fluff'

* rolls eyes *

Boy: * squeeze hug * I have missed you. I'm hungry.

Me: * gibberlysniffgibbersome *

Boy: Stop crying people are staring. I'm hungry.

Me: * sniffgibbersniff *

Boy: Did you buy a convertable? I'm hungry.

Me: * sniff * * confused look * Convertable? No.

Boy: Oh, your hair. Nevermind. I'm hungry.