Ha ha ha ha you can't.

The ducks can though.

Oh yes my Blogeroos, I am lappie mobile.

I got, thanks to the cute Fed Ex girl, my mobile modem thingy.

So what better way to test than to come sit and watch the ducks?

You're so right.

The pub really would be better.

Really.

I do.

Ok.  Lets see
if I can be a slick as Paddy.
 
Ooer ..... that does
not sound right.
 
Anyway.
 
Lets take care of
the check list.
 
Attend meeting -
check
 
Nod occasionally -
check
 
Make notes on
electronic gadget ....
 
oh "notes" ... not try and mobile
blog.
 
Bad
girl.
 
* giggles
*
 
Can I please
emphasise that I am not being lazy ... it is very hard to get dizzy and
interested in PAYE and NIC disputes when I can see sunshine out of the
window.  I should have sat on the other side of the table so I could oogle
the window cleaner when he does this floor.  Dammit.
 
Can I reply to
comments when mobile or just make the original
post?

It's dark.

You move into the house so quietly I don't hear you.

Do you watch me sleep?

Do you listen to my breathing?

As you move about the house getting your bearings do you feel guilty?

Guilty for coming in uninvited.

Do you smile before you viciously take what isn't yours?

Does the saliva run over your lips as you sink your teeth into the soft soft flesh that does not belong to you?

Fucking squirrels !

I really wanted that banana for breakfast !