"I'll guard the house while you go act like a tart this weekend mom"

said right before cat fell off bannister due to flash and rolled down the stairs!!

Disclaimer : No animals were harmed during the making of this movie. In fact, he soon forgot he was acting injured when a moth dared to fly into his line of vision.

Was it good for you?

* smokes imaginary cigarette *

I have had enough of trying to keep my thoughts on three seperate blogs.

I am having a threesome and merging them.

I will still respect those that don't want to read the ultra extreme stuff and keep those on select friends only posts.

(btw ... if you have recently fell into my spiderweb and didn't know about that ... just let me know if you want to read them and I may (or may not ) let you ) Although to be fair there hasn't been an 'extreme' one for a few weeks now. To me 'extreme' is classifed in the blog sense by my discussing the actual finer details of sex. i.e. He thrust his ** into my **** and then I ...... etc .... *shut up Abi*

It may take me a minute or three and I think I have come up with a plan for keeping comments.

* scurries off to cyberspace to pack her bags in her other two homes *

EDITED TO ADD : Whew ... ok, moved the diet blog over. The BDSM one is gonna take a wee bit o'time as I am bringing comments too.

Not the motorway.

I am going to Kent tonight to spend the weekend *gasp* with M3.

Who is M3? Keep up will you.

I chatted with M1 last night and gently steered the conversation to the fact that no matter how wonderfully extreme he is that it would never work with us. It would end up being purely about sex and pain. I then paused to gauge his reaction. He agreed with me but then hinted that as I was quite unquestionably the most extreme he has 'played' with that he would like to at least leave that avenue open.

Seems I have a new fuck buddy.

EDIT: MOVED FROM THE OTHER BLOG. ALL REPLIES FROM THERE ARE COPIED BELOW.

Juzzzy pro
http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
2007-06-28 @ 10:06

Disgraceful.

Erm.

Etc.

x

Abilene pro
2007-06-28 @ 10:12

Did you expect anything different from me?

Juzzzy pro
http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
2007-06-28 @ 10:26

Of course not.

PrincessFiona [Member]
2007-06-28 @ 10:57

Options Options!!!! seems like you do!!

I have one fuck buddy and we have our own set of kinks

Looks like I shall be going to jail. Ho Hum.

Sec.64
Possession of extreme pornographic images

(1)It is an offence for a person to be in possession of an extreme pornographic image.

(2)An “extreme pornographic image” is an image which is both—

(a) pornographic, and
(b) an extreme image.

(3)An image is “pornographic” if it appears to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Seriously though. This is rather scary.

Should this bill pass I could go to jail under those classifications based on pictures I have on my computer of myself!!

Quite equally scary is the fact that I could also be placed on a sex offenders listing!!

Who has the final say on what is 'extreme'?

Afterall, I may not find it extreme.

Your thoughts?