How's this for a little more flesh.

Is the color ok now ya think?

What is it? Someone please tell me.

I tried to find something in La Spices blog but I can't.

Just curious. I won't invade I promise.

In other news .... get your baby pics in before Wednesday 10am.

Everybody wants a little piece of me.

“Oh for Gods sake” I thought Friday evening as I drove to Cambridge “This is just what I need.”

Sitting in the bumper to bumper traffic on the M25 that looked like it had no plans on moving soon I just slumped down into the driver’s seat. The day had been one endless stream of things going wrong. It all started with the newspaper getting wet due to this horrible English weather. Then the coffee tasted like crap. Put a run my stockings when pulling them on. I was late to the office. My clients were all being cranky. Boss being a patronising asshole. The ex-husband has been stepping on my nerves for fun. Co-workers needing things. My family were continually demanding things. People not understanding my accent and keep asking me to repeat myself.

Everybody wants a little piece of me.

I knows I will get there and he will be annoyingly calm. No matter how his day went he will be calm. He will be nice to me. He will quite possibly offer to rub my feet under the restaurant table. He will probably order my dinner to save me thinking about it and may even pour me a glass of wine. He has threatened me a night of pain but he always starts it out with niceness on some level and tonight that niceness is dinner out with normal conversation. I get so tired of niceness sometimes. So tired of pretending I want to have a conversation. So tired of him asking about my day and pretending I want to share it with him.

Everybody wants a little piece of me.

He will get me to talk about my day and I will tell him. I will unload every single thing that has irritated me, hurt me, pissed me off and quite honestly made me want to slap 3 out of 4 people that day. To try and prevent this I send him a text telling him I will be late and just want to go to eat and then go to his apartment to bed. Sorry. I tell him that no, I doesn’t feel like talking about it. I tell him I am so fucking tired.

Everybody wants a little piece of me.

Finally the traffic starts to move. Of course it still takes another 45 bloody minutes to get there which does nothing to ease the headache forming.

He sends me a text telling me to stop by the apartment first as he has made a slight change in plans.

Fucking great. All I need. Now it'll be even later before we get done with dinner and I can get to bed.

Pulling in the driveway I have the whole speech in my head. I do not feel like playing tonight. Please just slowly make love to me, hold me, and be gentle. I grab my overnight bag from the passenger seat and climb out of the car. I slowly walk to the house trying to shed my bad mood. I try to get rid of the frustration on my own. He shouldn’t have to deal with it just because I have had a bad day.

I walk into the kitchen. Dinner is cooking and smelling great. Why can’t he see that annoys me so? What happened to taking me out. The predictable glass of wine is already waiting for me. Why can’t he see that really annoys me?

I open my mouth to speak, to protest at the calmness and predictability when I am so angry.

“Not a fucking word” says this man “Not a syllable”

He slowly advances towards me. I step back from him.

“You think that you can walk in here with that air of anger about you.”

I swallow.

“You think that I am going to let you make me miserable by bringing that outside world in here”.

Before I can respond I am slammed against the wall. My suit jacket is torn from me. My skirt roughly pushed up my thighs. He delivers a sharp stinging slap to my crotch.

Everybody always wants a piece of me.

Then there’s him. Who wants all of me.

My overnight bag drops to the floor as I melt into him.

EDIT: THIS WAS MOVED FROM ANOTHER BLOG. ALL REPLIES FROM THERE ARE COPIED BELOW.

PoseidonPoseidon [Member]
2007-06-18 @ 14:40

*sharp intake of breath*

very well written. I feel it.

rithompson [Member]
http://random-veryrandom.blog.co.uk
2007-06-18 @ 14:43

Mmm. Melting. Sounds beautiful!

faffajane pro
http://faffajane.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-18 @ 14:54

YOu have a way with words hun, this is superbly written makes you feel as though you are there!

Old-Nick pro
2007-06-18 @ 15:36

So what did he cook?

Oh hang on, I'm missing the point here eh?

hehehe.

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-18 @ 16:09

He knows you so well. I am glad he completes you. He is gonna give you a run for your money and that is exactly what you need.

Excellent. X

Abilene pro
2007-06-18 @ 17:02

Now Sis, don't go seeing stars and stuff. This is purely an educational journey with this man.

M is helping me discover something in the deep corners of what is me.

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-18 @ 18:14

*snorts*

Are you accusing me of being a romantic?

.....am a wee bit I guess...but it is still good for you to have someone challenge you and so on...

BTW darling, I am coming to the UK November 24 to December 1 simply to meet bloggers and would really like to meet you pretty pul-ease..

Abi, I would love to cook you a homemade meal, sit you on the couch, place a glass of wine in your hand, both of us in pj's and we eat our meal, drink some more and chat the night away. Simply two women growing a deep friendship.

Not offended if you are not game, understand totally...but then we could do coffee or something...whatever you wish...hugs and kisses darling

dany [Visitor]

2007-06-20 @ 10:59
Deleted by Abi for being a rude fuckwit.

I have no issues with you making comments or attacks at me or my lifestyle but do NOT come to my blog and attack someone else.

Grow up.

The blog owner changed this comment on 2007-06-20 12:12

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-20 @ 11:34

Deleted by Abi as Meno is way more mature than to allow kids to bring her down to their level.

Before anyone jumps on me ... I have done this with Meno's knowledge.

The blog owner changed this comment on 2007-06-20 12:13

Abilene pro
2007-06-20 @ 11:57

Let it go Sis, little people are not worth it. You do NOT need to justify yourself and especially to someone who hides behind a visitor tag.

x

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-20 @ 12:03

Yes. You are right. Please do me a favor? Change her comment to read "MenoMama is fabulous and I love her."

*sniggers*

Thanks and delete mine for she has got it now and that is all that matters. Or not...whatever hun.

Thanks..you brought me back to earth...X

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-20 @ 12:19

I love you. Thanks

davidjohn pro
2007-06-18 @ 18:07

You didnt say you had a lovely evening and night but we can bet you did. davidj

lonemum [Member]
2007-06-18 @ 20:56

heck...what a marvellous man.....did the only thing that was going to sort you out!....

Pompadour [Member]
2007-06-20 @ 16:32

Great post.
What is with the nutty, bad-mouthing visitor?

rowtheboat [Member]
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-20 @ 17:37

You've met someone who surprises you.

Always intriguing.

x

PrincessFiona [Member]
2007-06-22 @ 15:53

Wow!! i was hooked fromt he forst world to the last

xx

Fi

Sienna [Member]
2007-06-28 @ 12:01

Tell us more please!

These are genuine clips from British Council flat tenants complaining to the London County Council (L.C.C.) about problems with their flats!!!

1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2) He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

3) It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

4) I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

6) And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

7) I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

8) My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

9) I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

10) Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

11) I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

12) 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

13) I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

14) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

15) Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color & not fit to drink.

16) I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6 a.m. his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

17) The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

18) Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

19) I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

20) Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

More to follow.

maddogsandenglishmen pro
2007-06-18 @ 10:25

that good, eh?

Abilene pro
2007-06-18 @ 10:30

* vigorously nods head *

faffajane pro
http://faffajane.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-18 @ 10:31

Keep us in suspense - it obviously was good

Old-Nick pro
2007-06-18 @ 10:38

Oh and thanks to reading your blog, someone I know but who's blushes I will spare, now has a rather fetching set of bruised buttocks.

Well she did ask for it!

Keep up the good work.
x

EnamelSlide pro
2007-06-18 @ 12:43

Ooo look forward to it

Might brighten my crap Monday up x

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-18 @ 15:18

*taps fingers*

I'm waiting..

Abilene pro
2007-06-18 @ 15:21

Tis up and ready for your reading pleasure sis.

Now it may change over the next few days as I try to settle into one I am comfortable with ... I am also seriously considering using an actual real bondage picture of myself. No face though obviously duh. Eeeeeeeek.