Why does my blog not have a little "previous page" arrow at the bottom anymore?

It only shows this months stuff but gives no option to scroll back.

Fix me.

It's all Fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just fun.

I am going to Cambridge tomorrow night.

"Be there at 7" he says.

"Be there in heels and stockings" he says.

"Be in xxxxxxxx bar" he says.

"Don't wear any perfume, I want to smell the real you" he says.

"After finding and reading your blog today please understand that you WILL need your safeword tomorrow" he says.

Oh Fuck.

EDIT: THIS HAS BEEN MOVED FROM ANOTHER BLOG. ALL REPLIES FROM THERE ARE COPIED BELOW.

ladee-bird pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:15

OH MY GOD How the HELL did he find it?!

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:21

Smart damn detective. lol.

He knew I had a 'nilla blog and so does he and I guess he strolled around.

I am not bothered so long as he realises that I won't hold back on his account or anyone else's account.

ladee-bird pro
2007-06-14 @ 15:01

Ooooh does he have one here

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:16

Don't know. Didn't ask him where his was.

beautiful_mistake [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:16

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:24

lol. Yes. 'specially if you could see some of the private entries. ( I shall go accept your friends thingy so you can see ...lol)

beautiful_mistake [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 16:27

rowtheboat [Member]
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-14 @ 14:20

Argh!

This blogging's a bloody dangerous business.

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:40

Only if you have something to hide or say things that you are not prepared to back up.

Fuck.

I better cancel.

rowtheboat [Member]
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-14 @ 14:43

x

Akashamustbekept [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:24

lol there are worse people who could discover it!

(interesting blog btw )

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:41

Yes, I can just imagine the phone call from my dad.

"Abi, remember how we discussed the division of assets in the will?"

"Yes dad"

click ....................................

Akashamustbekept [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:52

lmao my dad actually found mine

I decided I had to have an annoymous blog after that

KerBear [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:57

hehe

Old-Nick pro
2007-06-14 @ 15:14

Your SO gonna get it.

Smell the real you eh?

Must like fish.

(nick runs like FUCK in the general direction of away)

Love you reeeely.
x

subville pro
http://subville.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-14 @ 15:23

Well, if ya need a coffee to steady yer nerves ...

maddogsandenglishmen pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:08

erm..I thought the idea was the person in charge would sense an problem so you wouldnt need the safeword..??

have fun

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:14

Erm ... maybe you and I need another night at the pub to discuss this. It's about pushing limits and finding edges. A safe word is a SMART thing to have.

Admittedly I have yet to use it. *blush*

maddogsandenglishmen pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:34

we could..only I'm no longer living there - am in Kent

..but I'm sure I could still fix up an evening to be around the general area..and besides, I'm sure its time that we all had a little London drinky before too long, given the long evenings and sunshine and i can do that with no worries

have a safe one

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:36

You, Sir, are on.

I knew you had moved by the way ... shame I had to hear it from others.

* scowl *

maddogsandenglishmen pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:46

I thought I blogged about it..ah well..

you're overdue a phone calling from me anyway

redleader [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 16:12

You are mad and it will end in tears

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 16:15

Possibly and lets hope so.

Judge not lest ye be judged.

redleader [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 16:31

Soz.

Not judging.

Just concerned.

x

lyndlj pro
2007-06-14 @ 19:36

Good job he cant read the friends only, might get a a big head.

Oh that was so not the right thing to say

Abilene pro
2007-06-15 @ 09:24

Yes, but oh so funny coming from you.

lyndlj pro
2007-06-16 @ 11:30

Hehehehe, never judge a book by its cover, why do you think the wings are black

EnamelSlide pro
2007-06-14 @ 21:57

Yikes...talk about anticipation. Tis the sweetest of lures

What kind of safewords have you used before? I'm just thinking of what id use, and it would have to be something unconnected like 'mascarpone cheeeeeeese'

TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama pro
http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca
2007-06-14 @ 23:35

I do not worry about you this weekend. You know exactly what you are getting into and would not put yourself in harm's way (so to speak..haahahahah)

have fun

lonemum [Member]
2007-06-15 @ 10:22

crikey...I feel quite jealous.......dont care for perfumes myself......

Why oh why do I always try and open the door that is locked on a set of double doors?

Why oh why does incredibly sexy man have to witness this?

Why oh why does aforementioned sexy man have to then enter the elevator with me?

Why oh why do I then feel the need to flirt and converse with sexy man even though he looks decidedly uncomfortable?

The story does not end there.

"Abi, Abi wait ......" a male voice calls to me as I walk away from the elevator.

"Oh hey, Brian, what can I do for you?" I ask as I turn and see one of the audit team standing with sexy man.

"I want you to meet my partner, Andy"

Cue for the floor to open and swallow me now please !!!!!!!!!!

Safe Word(s)

"An agreed upon word, or set of words, used in any kind of sexual activity, not limited to BDSM play, that is uttered by any participant to communicate that they want the activity to be modified.

Sexual safe words could also be called "sexual trust words", and they're an especially good idea in any kind of sex play that is exploratory and/or new to any participant."

Safe words should be ones that a participant isn't likely to use as part of the play. They can be complete code, like "green" which means "Oh fuck that feels good", "Yellow" which means "Whoa cowboy not sure how I feel about that" and the "Red" which means "Get the hell away from me you bastard"

No kind of sex should EVER be forced on anyone- that's called rape! (which is totally different than indulging in an agreed upon rape fetish which is a story I shall save for another day)- and the basic idea of safe words is to prevent rape from happening accidentally.

Now I will be honest and say that there are times when a safe word is no fucking good for me.

Kinda hard to talk with your mouth full or gagged.  This is where you have agreed upon signals such as clenching a fist although not always a good indicator as sometimes I clensh my fist to push past the pain.  When you have reached this stage of play where you cannot verbally communicate you should be at a stage where the level of trust and knowledge between you and your partner is high as it can be dangerous otherwise.

Now ..... for bonus points on the test ............. oh there is no fucking test so calm down

Can anyone tell me what they think my safe word is?

Edited to add : Scroll down for answer. lol

EDIT (again ): THIS HAS BEEN MOVED FROM ANOTHER BLOG. ALL REPLIES FROM THERE ARE COPIED BELOW.

essexboy [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 10:34

Cheesecake?

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 10:46

No but yes please.

essexboy [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:18

You know, when you actually start thinking about it there aren't that many words left in the english language that couldn't be construed as being part of the activity.

Please tell, I'm bursting with anticipation....

ladee-bird pro
2007-06-14 @ 11:17

Blog.co.uk?!

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 12:07

Even I am not THAT sad. lol

ladee-bird pro
2007-06-14 @ 12:23

Damn... What about Abilene then?

danr2210 [Member]
http://danr2210.blog.uk
2007-06-14 @ 12:14

ouch?

Hmm, be a pretty short session if it were.

Whatabout....antiestablishmentairianism?

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 12:29

Believe it or not even saying "Please stop, that hurts" is not a good idea.

My word is so random there is no way possible a guy would think it was said as part of the moment.

danr2210 [Member]
http://danr2210.blog.uk
2007-06-14 @ 13:57

Yep I understand that.

Please don't...
Please stop...
please don't...
please stop...
please don't stop

Now back to this word: housebrick? Drainpipe? Unilateral?

is ths the hardest quiz ever?

SketchWeasel [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 14:07

I'd just like to say at this juncture ... Clitoris ....

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:32

lol. Girl after my own heart.

Ahem.

rowtheboat [Member]
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-14 @ 14:20

Teacup!

Abilene pro
2007-06-14 @ 14:22

Hoover.

The word is hoover.

lmao

danr2210 [Member]
http://danr2210.blog.uk
2007-06-14 @ 14:51

Hmm. that leave more questions than it answers!

Screaming about the old J Edgar during your sessions could easily mean you want it involved. It has many different attatchments after all.

Glad you did not say it was Power Drill.

subville pro
http://subville.blog.co.uk/
2007-06-14 @ 14:56

I could make that word sound dirty. But I shan't

pearlrose [Visitor]

2007-06-14 @ 15:04
always best to have a safe word that is unlikely to be said under normal circumstances which is why mine is 'aspadistra' i can think of times when hoover might not have been appropriate

Abilene pro
2007-06-15 @ 09:03

Ahhh, I do see your point. However being from the states 'hoover' is a very foreign word out of my mouth as we say vacumm over there.

Not sure why I use hoover. *shrugs shoulders*

EnamelSlide pro
2007-06-14 @ 22:09

Wish id read this earlier

Sienna [Member]
2007-06-28 @ 12:00

so what do you say when you're gagged?

Moff's blog made me think of a quick easy to make meal that I pretty much survived on for a year.

Ingredients

One packet Ramen noodles (not sure of UK equivalent):$.98 from jail commisary

One Ramen flavor pack : sold with above

6oz tuna pack : $2.58 .... bastards!!

Salt and pepper : sneak from meal tray of person next to you at brekkie

Hot water : well, luke warm if you are lucky

'Cooking' instructions

Put noodles in bowl that you purchased if you had money or borrowed from your cellmate.

Pour in water then cover with book or magazine or your hands to hold heat in while noodles 'cook'.

Drain water, stir in flavor pack (term used loosely), gold plated tuna and salt and pepper.

Eating instructions

Guard bowl with one arm while trying to eat with platic spoon. Try to ignore the comments from indigenous inmates about how they will be your bitch for a week if they can just have some. At this stage it is a good idea to offer some to cellmate that you may have borrowed bowl from. Either that or plan on being the bitch yourself.

Yummy.

Note:Yep, one year of that and I have not been able to tuna and noodles since.