Take 60 seconds to do this:

Go to www.google.com

Click on "maps"

Click on "get directions"

Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)

Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)

Click on "get directions"

Hmmmmmm step 37 should be fun.

Sad thing is Google as you know is not a joke site so I think the bastards mean it!!!

At least it wasn't an elephant this morning.

Your dog has to take a poo.

I understand. I really do.

It poos right in the middle of the pavement.

You stop, get your plastic bag out.

You look left.

You look right.

Put the still pooless bag back in your pocket and scamper off dragging doggie along with you.

Dumbass ..... did you not see all the traffic at a standstill when you were doing your left-right lookie bit ??