... if I need to translate your blog, you have no intention of ever posting anything in your blog or your are younger than 18.

I am dead serious.

Translate ... because FFS why should I?

Non-blogging ... I dont mind if you never comment on me but hell, give me something to read on yours.

Age ... with some of my content it would bother me if I encouraged minors to read.

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I am also sick and tired of those who go through and do mass invites cos they want to look cool with a high 'friends' count. It really is pretty obvious what you are doing.

Rant over.

Oooo sunshine ..... * stolls away *

Ahhhh the joy of automated phone systems.

Press 4 for this.

Press 6 for that.

Blah blah.

You finally get a number to press that will supposedly take you to a real life person.

Ha fucking ha.

I now sit and wait and get periodically told

"Thank you for holding, your call is important to us ... please hold"

Oh my God ... I just want to tell them I am moving ffs!!!

Why is it that a decison made at 2am on Saturday seems so logical?

Also, what do people in china call their good plates?