I am on the escalator in our wonderfully chav shopping mall. In front of me are two potential ASBO teen girls. I can't help but overhear their charming conversation.

"I would suck his dick. Would you?"

"Course I would. Think he is old enough to drive?"

"Prolly. Why?"

"Won't get wet if I fuck him and it's raining"

"Hey, look ... there he is ... over there"

I can't help but follow the line her paint chipped fingernail is pointing out.

MY SON !!!!!!!!!!