It light of my fabfuckingtastic news here is a pic for a short time.

Yes, I know ... my son has vampire teeth

Edit: Picture deleted now.

Picture the scene if you will.

bring, bringggg (ok, so pretend it's a damn phone)

"Hello Thank You for calling blah blah ... This is Abi"

"Hey mom"

"Oh My God, C, heyyyyy, why are you calling me at work, what time is it there, are you ok, are you sick, what's wrong?"

"Mom, calm down *giggles* I just wanted to call and say Hi"

"You never call JUST to say 'HI', what do you want?"

"Weeeellllll, now you mention it I need some money and dad won't give it to me"

"What do you need and for what?"

"$1,000 ......"

* silence *

"Mom, are you still there?"

"Yes hun, why do you need that much money and when do you want it by?"

"For a plane ticket and I need it by Easter"

"Is it a school trip? Where is it to?"

"I am coming to see you for easter mom but I need you to buy the ticket"

"WoooooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Oh yes, readers, just got off the phone. My 14 year old, C, is coming to spend easter with me. He now sees how his dad swindled last summer and Christmas. Up yours ex-hubby!!!

I am so fucking happy now.

* runs around room hugging one and all *

So ... wanna hear about my lunch date with the mystery girl on Saturday?

Tough.

You're gonna anyway.

Actually there really isn't much to tell. She was funny, intelligent, gorgeous, articulate and employed. Perfect right? You would have thought so but I felt nothing. Not one ounce of physical attraction. We had a fantastic time but when she asked if we could see each other again I found myself actually looking for excuses.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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Still not sleeping. Oh btw Nick, thanks for your email and I had already made an appointment for what you suggested. Mwah x

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Anyone know a good joke ... I am in need of smiling.