* dances round the room *

I am so FUCKING smart.

I figured it out.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

God, I love you. xxxxx

Arghhhhhh I am seriously fucking bouncing right now.

I am such a detective.

* smooches *

You know who you fucking are.

Anyone up for it?

Quite simple.

Say here if you want to play. I ask a question. I decide if you are telling the truth if you chose 'truth'. I will be subjective.

If you chose dare I will make it something non-job threatening. It is an honor system. Don't play if you can't throw yourself into it.

Picture of you doing the dare is always a bonus.

Then when you are done with your truth or dare you get to copy and paste this post and challenge someone of your choice.

Any takers?

How tall where you?
About 5 glasses of white stuff.

What colour are your eyes when viewed from your side?
My eyes are in me head not me side, twat!

What was the time last Wednesday?
4 days prior to this crap

Cake, time travel or those red braces from the 80's?
Duh !!! Cake hands down (or feet up)

If you were in a car traveling at lightspeed, and you put the headlights on, what would be in the glove box?
Knickers

If a picture paints a thousand words, why when presented with a picture of Jeffery Archer, does the average person only have one word come to mind?
Boredom

Is it muddy in the tunnel?
Yeah but I like the stuff.

What is your favourite light bulb wattage?
Blown.

At what height above the ground/floor did you loose your virginity?
How high off the ground is the bed of an F250 truck?

What is directly to your left soon?
The pillow hopefully

How many blue beans make jam?
Beans are on strike, no jam will leave the factory today.

And lastly, in less than two words, give your view on the secret of a happy life.
Bondage.

16 Colts ~ 14 Bears

Go Colts Go !!!!

Nick ... seeing as how I promised it but you went to bed I have come up with a compromise.

I shall give you a picture and NOT the video clip that I had planned.

* evil laugh *

Go Colts !!!!!!