Who has been shamelessly blooging like a crazy man/woman/beast knowing that Bloscars are coming up?

You shamless, pathetic people.

* kicks dirt with toe of boot *

Fookin work.

* grumble moan grumble *

Hmmmmm .... think I will run around Blogville and put virus's (how the heck do you pluralise that?) up everyone's noses so that I can steal all the awards even though I have been glaringly absent this month.

* halo slips as evil grin forms *

... that if you discount the marriages that were annulled or were illegal (due to bigamy) that Henry the VIII only had two wives?

How boring am I!!

I have a date tonight with a guy who talks like one of the Mitchell brothers!! Geezer !! lol.