How the hell does Castro not make it onto a top ten list as being one of the worlds worst dictators. Granted he is running with an elite crowd of assholes but fuckin 'ell, he deserves a place on that list. ( IMHO )

1938 Arthur Scargill was hatched.

1928 Thomas Hardy kicked a bucket.

Today is 'Hostas Day' in Puerti Rice. WTF ??

'The only free cheese is in the mousetrap' ~ Russian Proverb ( don't tell Nixie there is free cheese around )

In other news :~

The Da Vinci Code trial transcript finally released.

"You stole my book"

"No, I didn't"

"Yes, you did"

"Didn't"

"Did"

....... erm ... and so forth.

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Abi Jones ( pathetic play on Bridget Jones )

Weight: Still 181 fucking pounds !!
Wine: Quite possibly a lot tonight.
Cigarettes: 1 so far today but the future is not looking bright.

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....my Kola Kubes just arrived. Yumfunckingtastic !!!

Well, have been at work for 5 hours already and needed a wee break.

I hardly slept at all last night.

I had the most disturbing dream.

No, I did not find myself in bed with Noel Edmunds.

In my dream I was sitting on the edge of the bed when suddenly I got up and walked away from myself. Yes, I meant to type it that way. I was sitting there when a shadowy version of myself got up and walked away. I tried to reach out and grab my hair to stop myself but I couldn't. I tried to call out to myself but no sound came out. I just sat there and watched as I walked away and went down the stairs.

I woke up so disorientated at about 2am and couldn't get back to sleep.

Not scary monsters or bad guys chasing me but still disturbed me just the same.

* need coffee *