.... not this week anyway.

My goal for this week is no flirting, harmless or otherwise.

Yep I can do it, so quit laughing.

I am only doing the work week mind you as .. * cough * ... there is a certain person coming to visit me at the weekend.

p.s. Thank TKK for this as it has been made clear that others may be taking me seriously. lol.

* still runs up behind TKK and has a quick grope *

* bleating like a sheep *

1. My ex is still....
shaping up into a nice voodoo doll.

2. I'm listening to....
th ehum of the heating unit.

3. Maybe I should...
stop being so angry inside.

4. I love...
laughing and vodka.

5. My best friends...
are nonexistent.

6.I dont understand...
myself.

8. I miss...
my son in ways that tear my heart out.

9. The meaning of my screen name is...
erm ... read my blog ( friday I think )

10. Love is...
knowing you fit like coffee in a cup.

11. Somewhere, someone is...
stabbing me in the back.

12. I will never...
say never.

13. Forever seems like...
a scary thought.

14. I never ever want to lose...
my laughter.

15. My cell phone...
is sadly very important in my life.

16. When I wake up in the morning..
I panic cos I hit snooze too many times !!

17. I get annoyed at...
ignorant people.

18. Parties are...
what Fatal said

19. My pets are...
better than most humans I know.

20. Kisses are...
special

21. Today Im...
clock watching.

22. I really want...
... to keep this one to myself.

.... it is huge !!!!!!!

Anyway thanks to Jake ( and whoever he stole it from )

Ok, ich habe gefunden, daß diese wunderbare Übersetzungsstelle und ich zu Selbst eine Anstrengung machen werden, unterrichten Sie mir eithe deutsch oder Italienisch. Mietfristen bemühen sich ein wenig deutsch und sehen, wie vielen von Ihnen eigentlich einen Versuch machen, dazu zu antworten.

It's true I promise ... let the one-eyed monster rumors be quashed henceforth !!!

See the spectacle for yourself

When you are hard at work on your computer ......

... and you really want to is go for a drink at the pub ...

...but they wont let you then tell them to just ....

SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!

Remember the girl from friday who I had fantasies about ... well about her toothbrush anyway?

She just tripped in the parking lot and fell face first in a puddle !!!!

I couldn't have had a better start to my day!!!