My knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) have a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"

Now I can feel confident in my conviction to wear them as infrequently as possible.

It's in the interests of fire safety.

SAFETY FIRST - thats my moto !!

Here ya go ..... sorry about the house.

... and you can kiss my ass !!

That is the last I am going to say, comment or speculate on with regards to the crap that has been going on around here the last few days ( and I suspect longer ).

I am giving this person no more platform to enjoy themselves on by sitting back and watching us fight amongst ourselves.

Edit: I am not even going to converse on this thread. So guys say your piece, cleanse your soul as it were, and then let's all just let it go and be stronger than this.

THE FUCKING END

Thank you to whoever added two new tags to me.

Made me smile.

It sure makes ya feel good when someone does a 'random act of kindness'

* skips around office now *

Remember the pre-christmas diet a few of us agreed on last week?

Well, it's time to start.

So get your butts over to the little diet blog and check in.

Click here >>>> Abs Diet Blog

What an ace woman. Proud to call you my blog mom.

Hope you are having a fabtabulous day.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

....or just in case you don't feel like a birthday drink ......

I had someone ask me last night if I had Skype and I almost slapped 'em thinking they were being rude.

Can someone explain to me what Skype is. Advantages? Disadvantages? Cost? How do I get it? Erm ... what physically is it?

Etc ..etc ...etc....

Ok, I am going to go through my little listy over there. >>>>>>>

I am going to delete anyone who has not commented on their own blog in over a month.

I don't expect people to comment on mine ( after all I don't comment on all of the blogs I like to read ) so I am not going to delete those that are active but don't say anything to me ( cos that would just be egomanical ).

However, I need to thin out a bit and I thought starting with those that no longer blog would be a good start.

Please don't anyone be childish and read anything between the lines on this.

Alright.

One body part that you would change ... and why.

No long speeches about how you wouldn't change anything blah blah.

I would change my boobs and make 'em smaller. Don't get me wrong I am sure attached to 'em but I hate trying to buy clothes ( as poor Nixie now knows after shopping with me )

You?

My, my, my ... what a life. lol

Sooooo .... as some of you may have gathered I met a rather attentive bartender this weekend in the windy city of Leeds.

Said bartender may be coming to visit the less windy regions of the country in a couple of weekends time.

* gasp *

I shall make sure I have condoms this bloody time to show him around the lovely south.

* double fucking gasp *

In other news ... this causes me a moral dilemma. "A" has declared before getting on his plane back to the sandbox that he would like to try again.

Arghhhhhh. Where's me drink?

Morning all.

Slow day ahead so be prepared for more than the usual amount of drivel falling onto the pages of this blog.

* Run Forest Run *