I ban myself for literally just a few fucking hours so I can do some much neglected work and when I come back I find my friends list missing one very dear person.

Bollocks.

Fuckity.

Bollocks.

Thats it!!

I am banning myself.

I have a mountain of work that is threatening to form an avalanche onto the floor.

I shall not blog.

I shall not blog.

I shall not blog.

erm ... until after lunch.

Keep my seat warm.

... came as an abrupt horror to me.

After finally falling asleep somewhere around 2am I woke up at 5.30am only to discover that my cat had decided to play tarzan with a potted mini tree in the living room.

I have white carpet FFS.

I HAD white carpet I mean.

Sooooo ... anyone know of a good recipe that can utilize a chubby kitten named Smudge??

Why can't I sleep?

I am exhausted.

So, instead I am laying here in bed playing with my PDA.

No smart ass comments needed

Why can't I sleep?

I am exhausted.

So, instead I am laying here in bed playing with my PDA.

No smart ass comments needed