Ok .. there have been LOTS of requests for pictures from the Leeds thingymajig.

I didn't have the clarity to work mine ( Thanks Mr Smirnoff ) so therefore cannot provide any.

There are some circulating in friends only posts but I think due to privacy issues they are not being made public to all. I do understand this.

However if anyone wants to posts my pics and blur out others faces etc I have no problem with that. Viewer beware though ... I look like a fucking pasty white witch in pictures!!

I just didn't want you all to think you were being ignored on the picture request comments and emails.

Abs xxx

You call THAT fucking singing.

Picture if you will Fatal singing along to a song where she only knows three of the fucking words. Now most of us in this situation just hum the parts we don't know. Oh nooooooooo ... not her. She does this wierd, indescribable noise. I really don't think I can even type it with justice.

* eerrcck .. errrcck .. eerrrcck *

and NOT quietly either !!

She even makes you, who know the words, forget what they are cos it is so distracting!!

It is quite possibly the most hideous thing ( aside from the mental image that myself, Fatal and Subsy have in our heads about something that will cause p[ost traumatic stress ) I have ever experienced!!

* runs away before fatal comes in here *

Not the hangover ... that could take weeks to dissipate.

This day. This horrid, slow moving hell of a day is almost at an end.

My couch.

My cat.

My microwave meal cos I ain't cooking.

My life

Oh the shame of stupid politicians.

Oh the shame of having a distant cousin be a total fuckwit.

Oh the shame of anyone actually connecting the two of you to being in the same family tree.

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I was just blog lurking when I came across a post about a certain fuckwith, who is distantly (and I can't stress that enough) related to me ... we have never met if that proves it we just share a fucking name as far as I am concerned, and I wanted to curl up.

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In other news ....

I have a new chair.

Delivered by rather well muscled man.

It spins nicely.

God, I am so professional!!

Having now met you I know that you will truely appreciate what just went on my imaginary wish list ... but in black for me of course.