Well the answers to the 'Do you know me?' quiz are as follows.

1)Knickers
2)South Carolina
3)14 and C
4)3
5)Vodka and White Wine ( not together ... ewwwww )

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"How to wear tea" Tip # 237

Make sure that you are wearing a rather non-cheap linen suit that your mother thinks you look 'marvelous darling' in.

Balance files for the entire office client base on your head. Ok, so 3 large files will suffice too ... and under the arm will be ok.

Have a firm grip on your favorite Tigger mug that is filled to the brim with piping hot tea.

Approach door that needs to be pulled towards you with a determined look on your face thereby discouraging anyone that might have had an inkling to help you. ( It was actually a scowl cos the damned cup was getting really hot !! )

Well ... you can guess the rest. It is simple math really.

Closed door + full hands + mug of tea = Wet linen 'marvelous darling' suit and burned nipples !!!

* Skips around room *

* hugs and gropes random bloggers *

* skips out of room *

Or rather ... do you know me?

I am getting burned out on the memememe questions so I decided to do a twist ... what do YOU know about ME?

1) What item of clothing gets on my nerves?

2) Where in the U.S. did I last live?

3) How old is my son ( and what is his first initial )?

4) How many times have I had sex this year?

5) Whats my normal tipple when out drinking.

I have now added all youth in my village to my hit list.

Unfair maybe, but then so is the fact that the glass in my front door is lying in a zillion pieces because I wouldn't answer the door at 9.45pm.

Bollocks.