Alrighty then ......

This Friday I shall be turning up the music, dimming the lights and greasing the pole.

Nominate your favorite fellow blogger for their turn on the stage.

I shall tally all votes and announce winner tomorrow night.

p.s. Only one vote per post ... lol

EDIT: Votes so far ( updated as time allows )

Molty : 2
Fatey : 2
Abi : 3 ( WILL NOT HAPPEN !! )
Graeme: 1
Charlie: 1
Morelearning: 1

My first...

1. Crush? Mr Muir my gym teacher * smiles at the memory of his ass *

2. Kiss? A boy whose nickname was Psycho on the Isle of Man

3. Person you said "I love you" to? Steve S.

4. Address? Hospital!!

5. Job? Fast food shop at age 14. Ughhh

6. Car? MG BGT.

7. Record? Do you mean first one I paid for and didn't steal from my brother. It was called Breathe ...can't remember the name of the band though.

8. Movie? Jaws 3D and Grisly Admams ( It was a double feature )

9. Alcoholic drink? Barcardi slurped out of left over glasses the morning after a family party. Age 5.

10. Foreign holiday? Berlin before the wall came down.

I just got real nerdy and peeked at my stats for this month so far and I got an obscene amount of views ( well my blog not me ) on the day that I made Juzzzy take off his clothes !!!!

You damned perverts !!!!!

p.s. I think for Friday I may have my next victim stirpper guest already decided upon.

Are you living?

or

Are you existing?

Fuckity fuck bollocks.

I just had 7 tax returns returned to me .....

Why?

Cos I signed 'em "Abilene" !!!!!

It's gonna be a good day .... I can tell.

Bollocks.