I have just browsed through some blogs and I am fucking horrified at the apparent behaviour of some very young girls. I am not being judgemental I promise but I am shocked. I pray and hope that what I have been reading is just all 'made up' stuff in an attention seeking ploy.

Is my reaction an indication that I have turned into my mother??

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."

Agatha Christie

Rather recently a idea was introduced to me and has been burning in my mind. I have decided that I am going to go ahead and write about that horrendous experience. For now I am just going to empty my mind and get it all out and then I shall have to decide what kind of format to place it in.

Wish me luck that it won't get too mentally self-destructive ( as some of you know that I am apt to do ).

WTF?

Do you all have a special handshake and little signs that only those in the 'know' can decipher???

Huh?

It seems that I am not cool enough ( or possibly it is my new sobriety ) to be told what "Llnwt" means.

I pwomise I won't bandy it around with carelessness if you tell me. I will be really good ... I'll be like a probie ( you know, on probation ) and be sooooo well behaved. I won't try to use the handshake, winks or whatever with anyone.

TELL ME !!!!!!

* stomps foot *

I shall, due to my competative nature, not be partaking in anything alcoholic for two weeks !!!

Here is how this came about .....

Friend on phone: So, what have you been up to?

Me: Oh you know, drinking to ignore the idiots.

Friend on phone: You know if you stayed sober a little more you might actually see that there are some nice guys out there who are also sober.

Me: So.

Fop: Ahhhh whats the point you couldn't do it anyway.

Me: What?

Fop: Not drink on a night out.

Me: Oh fuck off yes I can.

Fop: When was the last time you went out and didn't have at least one drink.

Me: * silence *

Fop: Hello....

Me: Still here

Fop: Yeah, my point.

Me: I could do a whole week without drinking.

Fop: How about a month?

Me: Fuck off

Fop: Two weeks?

Me: Hmmmm yeah, you're on. * drains last of drink form glass *

Fop: How much?

Me: I am confident so $100

Fop: You idiot it's pounds here.

Me: whatever * click *