I had a package delivered today. Brown paper wrapped so therefore I got all excited thinking "Oooooo sex toys"

Upon unwrapping said package I find these ..... do you think someone is trying to tell me something !!!!

Is my damn spelling that bad??

Hi. My last post about 'High Expectations' was brought on by a phone conversation with a member of my family. Tell me if I am being selfish.

Family Member: Hey, heard you weren't feeling too good.

Me:Oh I'm fine. How have you been. (wondering why the call as this person NEVER calls me)

FM:Heard you took Mom out for a birthday treat.

M:Yeah (wondering why do you care?)

FM: Hmmmm, just talked with her and she told me about something you said you might be planning on doing.

M: (seething because I told mom just to bounce the idea ) Yes, I am considering it.

FM: Don't you think that's a bit selfish of you to write about all that.
M: Why is it selfish?

FM:Well, it would be embarrassing for me anyway.

M: YOU? YOU? Excuse me but why would it embarrass you ... you could just continue in the way you did when it was happening and pretend I don't exist.

FM:You always think of yourself!!

Me: * click *

This family memebr said all this because I had made mention to my mom ( casual mention not even deep conversation ) about possibly writing about my experience that I went through.