Which of the following sexual fantasies are most likely to appeal to you?

1 ) Weekend spent in bed in a romantic hotel with your partner, a bottle of champagne and lots of chocolates

2 ) Role-play situations involving you and your current partner

3 ) Sex involving strangers, in public, or in a group situation with your partner

For me ~ 1 but can it involve a hot tub too and a balcony.

Ta da ..... not stolen !!!!

In your current or last relationship, do or did you ever fake orgasms or lust and if so, what is the most likely reason for you to do so?

A )Rarely. I only fake it when I'm too tired to go on and don't want to hurt his/her feelings!

Never. My partner nearly always satisfies me completely and if he/she doesn't I either tell him so or do the job myself!

C)Sometimes. I find it difficult to tell my partner what it is that I need sexually

For me the answer would be B. I spent many years in my marrigae faking it and swore I would never cheat myself ever again.

Ok, I am sooooo in trouble. Not only will Kay glare at me for the 'mood of the day' pic ( but I loveeeeee it ) and now after strolling I see that Graeme does a question thingy. I am not purposely a thief .... will they believe the whole 'great minds blah blah' stuff??

Fek it !!!

sitting in corner pondering things now

You can select one deceased person from history or your personal life and ask them a question. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask?

For me it would be a person named Bobby and my question would be "Did you really think it would be that bad?"

* Today's bizarre news *

A WOMAN recovering from major surgery returned from a doctor's appointment to find a letter telling her she was dead.

Mrs Doe had suffered complications following a hysterectomy last year which left her seriously ill. She required an operation on a twisted bowel.

After an appointment for a blood test, she came home to find the letter from Sutton and East Surrey Water.

Addressed to the household, it explained that her direct debit had been cancelled due to her death and advised the family to contact the company to find out how this would affect water charges.

Luckily Mrs Doe, a 46-year-old mother-of-two, saw the funny side. She said: "It was very ironic after everything I've been through. I thought 'Am I? Well you'd think the doctor would have told me'.

"You've got to see the funny side. When my husband found out he asked what it was I was supposed to have died of, because if it was accidental he was in for a lot of money."