Well, I found a somewhat suitable site that didn't try to rape my bank account too badly for the honor of trying to sell myself to the highest bidder.

I have placed an ad stating pretty much what I had put on 'episode 1' although I did tweak it a bit ( tweaking is good 'eh? )

I have added non naked pics which will take upto 24 hours for some numpty perv to approve.

Then voila ... I shall be out there vulnerable and easy pickings.

I have in the interest of community support decided that should I get any responses I shall actually bring them ( the responses not the person ya muppet ) here and have you guys decide who gets a date. I will have a certain degree of input ... as I do NOT trust Nick, Charlie and J to play fair!!

Oh and do NOT ask me what site I have the ad on cos I am not setting myself up for obvious ridicule.