As I type this there is person standing in front of my desk and I am trying ignore them but guess what ... that just encourages more useless drivel to fall out of their mouth. I have no desire to hear all about their .... well, just trust me ... no desire to hear at all. The first 20 minutes were mildly entertaining and I did actually sit here and make eye contact and nod in the right places. This person has no friggin idea when they have outstayed their welcome.

My next move is to start slinging paperclips !!!!

GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone even know what this means anymore? No, I am not talking about finding a busy street corner to stand on, show a little leg and make a few dollars ( pounds .. lol ). I am talking about when there is a great physical attraction and the burning desire to rip each others clothes off yet one of you ( namely me ) does not want at this point a serious relationship. Does this make me a slut? Does this make me easy? Sure I could ( as any woman could ) walk into pretty much any bar and get laid but thats not what I want. I know I am sounding like a hypocrite but I don't do random stranger sex ... I just want a no strings attached 'thing' with someone who I trust, respect and fancy the pants off ( to use an English expression ).

Am I alone in my thoughts here?