Yep ... the title says it all. Sums up the last few weeks quite nicely. Oh sure I could actually put other words in there, form sentences, paragraphs and all that crap but what fun would that be? I'd much rather give you the main items and let you put your own damn story together of what I have been doing for my recent AWOL.

So is it bad that I am seriously considering taking my panties off at work? No ... I do NOT work on a street corner !!! I am wearing a dress today that at 5am did not reveal that my pantie line showed. I hate seeing a pantie line almost as much as I hate the air my ex-hubby breathes. However once getting into the wonderfully flattering flouresent (sp?) glare that highlights every flaw from bags under the eyes to bad attitudes I noticed that panties are visible to all. Yep, thats it ... decision made while typing this ... they're coming off !!!!!!

Oh my God .... has it been that long since I posted. I am a slacker, loser, bum .... blah blah blah. Anyway, here I am.

Quick update.

Didn't trace the sister or dad( I did go so far as to find out full names of sister and dad, also last know addresses ). Don't know why I stopped, I just did. No drama there.

Job is going well, as is new business. No drama there.

Guy from my past has realized his errors and has tried to get back but well ..... f**k off. No drama there.

U.S.A. didn't make it out of the group games ( like I care about soccer ). No drama there.

Met a wonderful ( yeah right ) guy and have been seeing him for about 4 weeks now. Haven't slept with him and am being informed by certain friends that I am slow ...er ...no.... just not there yet. For the sake of any discussions he will be known as P.F. He is two months older than me ( so we have stuff in common ), own company ( financially stable i.e. not a bum ), fit ( nice to look at with his hirt off ), two young children that he is very involved with ( responsible dad .. scores big points there ) and an ex wife. No drama there.

Alright, I think thats about it .... did I miss anything out?