Time to put the white sheets over the furniture.

Pull the curtains together.

Throw the food out of the fridge.

Disconnect the telephone.

and

Send forwarding address to friends.

Please feel free to come visit me at the new house and 'friend' me if you wish. Not going to assume anyone wants to hear from the refreshed and healthy me.

Abi is no more and it is with fondness I lay her to rest with the sleeping ghosts.

x

Thanks to all for texts etc during crappy one year mark of hell.

Sorry I forgot about Blog location contest I started.

I declare the winner to be me ... what??? Is that wrong??

Anyway, made it through ... some wobbles obviously but I made it.

Wrote a long letter to my ex husband and then burned it. I can now let him lie in his grave in peace as I have made my peace with him in that letter.

I am going to go sometime this month and get the boys dates of birth tatooed on the inside of my wrists. Your thoughts?

Oh and just for a lighter note ... no doubts on sexual attraction.

I am not sure if I am amused or if I am angry at a certain persons ignorance.

Someone sent me a friends request about a week ago.  I admit that I am absolute shit about checking the mailbox on here (or elsewhere actually) so had not accepted the request.  Also those of you who know me know that I don't just accept friend requests at random anyway.

Well, I have just received an email in my hotmail email that states the following ..........

I would like you to ignore my earlier friends request on BCUK as I have just read the comments made on one of your posts and I did not realise you were gay or bisexual.

I am straight and would not want to lead you on.

Are you fucking kidding me???

Even if you were the hottest thing since Marissa Tomei I would not have the slightest attraction to you because of your quite obviously defective personality.

Why do people think if you are gay/lesbian/bisexual/alien that you will be attracted to them?????

Conceited fuckers.

Get over yourself.

I am assuming the ignorant fool has read this exchange between the sexy Landers and myself.

Please see below for what you would have to measure up to to bypass the personality requirement although having met her once I can assure you she has personality oozing out of every pore.

The polls will close tomorrow at midnight - remember to vote for the picture and not the person (if that makes sense)

You may vote for yourself (Juzzzy )

Note: You do each vote individually. Once you press 'vote' a seperate window will come up and it shows the voting so far and then you can just close that window and go to the next vote box and so on and so on .....

Below you will find the seven (what happened to the rest of you eh?) entries into the "I Blog From Here" contest.

The catergories (very simple due to limited entries) are to be :

1.Messiest blogger (hey, it's not a crime ... to hell with housework I say!!)
2.Place I'd like to blog from too
3.Blogger who might just have OCD (again, not a crime - they could help out winner of category 1.)
4.Best view.

and just for fun

5.Picture that made me snort my morning cup of tea!  (or maybe that was just me)

I will post the poll in the next posting so please do NOT tell me your votes here

Don't forget to pass the word around and get people over here to take a look.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

How do I add a poll?

I have the pictures ready ... finally.

No comments on my timekeeping.

I cannot set the poll up for contest as for some reason I cant see any of the pictures you guys have posted of where you blog from.

Don't understand.

Help.

AJ?

Due to a project deadline in this place that provides me a pittance with which to eat I have had to postpone the "I Blog from Here" contest entry deadline.

It was (as you know) yesterday at 12 noon ... it is now tomorrow at 12 noon.

Sorry all but this is a big one (said the fisherman).

No, this is not an Ex-Lax commercial.

Don't forget to put THIS at the top of your to-do list for the weekend.

 

What a fuck up.

I just tried to book a flight using my Amex card and the screen flashed me a message telling me my card had been cancelled.

I call Amex who inform me the card was cancelled because I left the company on Jan 6th.

"Interesting" I thought as I leaned back in my chair at my desk ... still very much working my ass off for the company.

They kindly gave me the name of my company account handler and said I should call them to find out what the error is.

Er ... the error is that I might have been here a week for no bloody reason.

I then find out it is the account handler who has left the company last week and by some incompetant fuck up they (my company) cancelled all Amex cards instead of just his.

Almost ammusing when you think how large the company is I work for ... 65,000 employees worldwide with approx 30% having corpoate cards.

Should be some interesting emails tomorrow considering Amex have said it will take 10 days to issue new cards as they can't just reactivate the old ones under their fraud policy.

Nice.